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cohost of @wahomic / comedian in nyc

Waffle House
Joined May 2021
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White people be like I have Pet Sounds on vinyl
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Forever humble because I know what it’s like to be at the bottom…
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Grind in private. Shine in public. Your time coming 💯💪🏾
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Hoe said she like Mk.gee
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just gonna post this on the one app where my mom doesn’t follow me
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smacking my AirPod case like a pack of cigs before using them
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as someone who has been to many Louisiana boat tours/ alligator farms these men have a charisma that cannot be replicated
Lana’s new boyfriend… she is so incredible i love her so much
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We hired a 22 year old at work. Yes, she's hotter than my wife. But she's not my best friend. She doesn't make me laugh. She hasn't seen me at my worst, and decided she loves me anyway. So, I'll pass. Thanks.
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Myself and @IraqWarLiker are hosting a comedy show on May 1st with an artistic flair. We got tired of “funny jokes” and are craving a veritable smorgasbord of intellectual humor. Finally, standup isn’t for stupid idiots anymore Featuring @nathanharenice @saint_audrey @layumps
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beers>>>>
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serenading my girlfriend with evil Jordan
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pretty sure dum is not spelled with a b at the end haha i would know
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I went a little crazy with the sound effects this ep and had @layumps beg Chili’s for a job at a rocket launch lmfao
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women: men never ask questions on dates me on date: can i see your boobs later? women: [getting mad?????]
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lesbian hogwarts student named Tiddy Lickems
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found the clit
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Tonight! 1178 Bushwick Ave! Free! 7pm: @katewillett Jeremy Christian Karthik Raj @EricOligny @KittenReynolds David Velona Farzin Moradi @dan_wickes 9pm @DevinBramble @ReggieKUSH__ Taj Osorio Joe Russell Heidi Grandberry Chris Metcalfe Caroline Hanes @layumps @dan_wickes
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