fiscally Irish, socially Italian ——————————— Peace, Quiet & A Little Dirt (2026) out now ⬇️

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Joined August 2011
they let a sapphic white boy on Gaydar
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I want healthcare and a better life but ohhhhh what about the luxury stores, hasn’t anyone thought of the luxury stores
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weather below 55°
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maybe don’t take a picture of your ID for $5
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so many of you would have bought so much snake oil
He really did it. He built a fucking flying car.
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got to be on set to see my favorite living actor perform a scene in person. wow wow wow
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Replying to @kporzee
I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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Why does he look like he’s in the Death Star imperial throne room
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it’s woke 3 dawg it’s lit
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are the sex bots who like my stories safe. Are they alright
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this is a Pro-Digger account
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I have developed a crippling addiction to rewatching Lost off of half an edible
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got a callback for a role and a very nice complimentary email from an improv teacher. some days that’s enough
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Mules don’t reproduce. They just fuck.
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my smart fridge just asked me if I consider myself its father
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They are a strong people
Dating a Balkan girl is actually really fun until you catch them eating a raw onion out the fridge 🤣🤣 you gotta LEAVE shawty
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just saw Ethan Hawke hold up traffic lol
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Salam hustlers
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really disappointed in Ed
do fans of Ed Sheeran say things like “Ed went crazy on this” or “throw that Ed on”
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