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Waho mic

@wahomic

Waffle House Open Mic || Hosted by @raunchonpizza and @layumps || Thursdays at 730p at @fictionBK || Bring your friends, bring your waffle

Joined February 2022
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lamps@layumps6 Aug 2023
life is a beach and I’m just eating sand
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josh is the jessica of boy names
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lamps@layumps25 Jul 2023
business idea: coffee shop w a super nice toilet
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women: men never ask questions on dates me on date: can i see your boobs later? women: [getting mad?????]
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i hope the government IS reading through my phone cuz i’m funny as hell bro
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how bout you call your mother
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go ahead and send her that message dude, carpe DM
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when would be a good time to unfollow that drunk girl that i met in a bathroom 2 years ago who said she liked my eyeliner and insisted we be friends on ig
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Fonk Bonker
Actual Names (@ActualNames1) profile pictureActual Names@ActualNames123 Jun 2023
Fonk Bonker United States Census, 1930
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lamps@layumps14 Jun 2023
a gay black soldier named Don’t Ask Dontell
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lamps@layumps21 Jun 2023
I’d never get in a submarine I’m too much of a dom
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bring back the 90’s i wanna smoke a cigarette in the moma
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how i feel holding the totem at a rave
Image from riri🐀🍕 (@raunchonpizza)
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they’re playing t swift on my flight to prep me for nashville
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i’m tired of me never cleaning up after myself!!!
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lamps@layumps17 May 2023
the new transformers gotta monkey robot? guess I’ll have to give it a chance
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shorts are just pants in sport mode
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microdosing being vegan by whispering “i’m so sorry” to a chicken thigh before i eat it
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lamps@layumps6 Apr 2023
you already know jesus was a ball hog when He played pick-up
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maaan who tf is brene brown
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