@bedbits
Joined October 2017
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Jules 馃獝@schumisnoopyFeb 28
wow
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kathy@f4ethFeb 12
Seeing Austin Powers on television as a child made me feel extremely, extremely insecure and like the world is just empty, just nothing. I could pass away and it would mean nothing. To anyone
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mariana@pastapilled4 Apr 2025
April is going to feel like this
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Alina Stefanescu@aliner5 Feb 2025
This is the way, Ubuweb.
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boss@boss_on_here1 Jan 2025
In 2025 we're putting our groceries in paper bags with a baguette and celery stalks poking out
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Kids Write Jokes@KidsWriteJokes20 Dec 2024
why do we have a head because we need to kiss
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scott 馃尀
@scottdomes16 Oct 2024
the best indicator that your body feels safe where you are is spontaneous silliness
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patrick.
@imPatrickT18 Jul 2024
i cut together the best egg scenes in movies
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cocomelon sample@sexywalmart8 Mar 2024
i like mfers with expressive faces please do not look at me with those monotone c major scale ass eyes raise ur eyebrows do the home alone scream bro
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Joe Trainor@joetrainorjunk6 Feb 2024
Huge loss for music today, Stevie was a genius. Fuck this world and what it does to trans people
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Pretty flowers for the most gorgeous girl in my life, Shelley Duvall馃拹馃挅馃珎 My Saturday afternoon was spent with Shelley under the blazing Texas sun with some iced coffees, sugar cookies, and kolaches celebrating her 74th year and making her feel so special and loved.
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Tony Tost@tonytost24 Jun 2023
POPEYE (1980). Robert Altman's infamous career-ruining bomb that was also the 11th highest grossing film of 1980, outpacing RAGING BULL, CADDYSHACK, AMERICAN GIGOLO, THE SHINING, & the first FRIDAY THE 13TH. A few of thoughts. First off: the picture absolutely rules.
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This makes me laugh every time 馃ぃ
饾暈饾暘饾暏饾暐饾晼饾暎饾暘@mystree_1 Jun 2023
what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
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John Lurie@lurie_john24 May 2023
Why do songs get stuck in your head? Right now it is Farmer in the Dell. I haven't heard Farmer in the Dell in years, I haven't sung it. This is very unfair and I want it to stop. Hi Ho the Dairio everyone!
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into the abyss
cat walking into the vegetables at a supermarket like its walking into another dimension

ALT cat walking into the vegetables at a supermarket like its walking into another dimension

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a 14th century door in exeter cathedral that has a hole in it for cats to come and go
A photo of a medieval wooden door set into a stone wall. The door has a hole cut into it near the bottom and a black and white cat is sticking it鈥檚 head through

ALT A photo of a medieval wooden door set into a stone wall. The door has a hole cut into it near the bottom and a black and white cat is sticking it鈥檚 head through

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jame
@kloogans18 Oct 2022
whats wrong bro u havent been giggly and full of delight lately
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kim@KimmyMonte8 Oct 2022
when your song came on at the club in 1797
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amber rollo@ambercrollo4 Sep 2022
creepiest cooking vid i鈥檝e ever seen
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