I wrote a book called 3. It is about Starbucks, baseball, and my dark past. You can buy it at ristrettobooks.org/3byx.

I feel like my life is amazing because my friends work at a restaurant

The waiter: Any allergies? Me: Just homework! 🙂 The waiter: It’s not a joke, it’s really serious.. people die from it, it’s a serious question. Me: I’m sorry.

Gay slang is so ironic? (& iconic 😅) bc it’s like .. “Ok that just GAGGED me”… (Meanwhile the whole time that also means something negative.)

Are you gay and thats why you said trade? Hi are you gay and thats why you said trade

My friend is really depressed, she’s on her period. So

Fuck mojo jojo he’s fucking evil. He can get fucked for all I care

I’m completely addicted to playful fun

Dude everyone is so interesting… I’m obsessed with them

I love “group hugs.”

Yeah I’m not really interested in cigarettes anymore. I’m more interested in like, themes of power and control, so.

Most books are about going on a date/getting in love, most movies are about war/explosion, most magazines are about fashion-style, most photographs are about wild animals (like lions) while most drawings are about dogs and cats. Most hand-outs and pamphlets are about business

Pingu is an extremely relatable character and the television show isn’t afraid to “shy away” from real-world issues like jealousy and abuse.

If your going to the bodega can you grab me cheating chips, DM donuts, and a betrayal bun. Thank you

It’s ok to be amazing.

Chile we been chop the tea

I had a moment of unadulterated ecstasy — an infinite moment, if you will — as my younger sister drove us down the Pulaski Bridge on our way back from Starbucks, drinking frappucinos and listening to Charli XCX at a high volume with the windows down.

If a DJ starts playing a really good song, go up to him and start shouting, “Don’t change it, don’t change it.” Say, “this is good, I like it, don’t change it.” Keep going until the song is over , to make sure he doesn’t change it