Replying to @error_code_1221 @balefulrays
what signifies initiation over completion—a conjunction?
Replying to @fax_me
that bartender is a jerk and he also put ice cubes in my dirty vodka martini that was mostly olive juice
many restaurants have a fun room and a not so fun room and there is nothing sadder than getting punted to the latter
please read & understand, my friends
Replying to @empressatlantis
this happened to me! hated them but would’ve been life-changing $ plus health care i sorely needed. english degree, 10+ years of astro experience & worked so hard on my application too. dropped me with the flattest form email & i’m so embarrassed for making the effort
Replying to @womanbrain
aw man i’m sad this city did sucketh :/ i feel ya, enjoy the moss and mountains!
sincerely me alex e retweeted
In 2025 we're putting our groceries in paper bags with a baguette and celery stalks poking out
new year’s is either for soup and drugs with close confidants or a rager at a total stranger’s posh house and there shall be no in-between
many strange things have occurred in my life but possibly the strangest is that ringo starr owes me $100
on the upside people have been extremely kind today— letting each other go in traffic, heavy discounts at my eye doctor, warm greetings between strangers in public. i dunno but hey, that’s somethin’ 🥲












