Q:what would disney channel be without disney? A:just a channel.

Why did the man bring extra pants to the baseball game? In case his pants got stupid.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps? A. Private

What has 8 legs and a grandpa head? An octopus grandpa!

Why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl do a wee? Because it was a silent wee.

Q=What do you call a guy who always needs a pee A=Pee man

What does a news reporter say in shark world? Breaking sharks.

What do aliens eat for dinner? Stars.

Knock knock Who’s there? Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay who? Gordon Ramsay professional chef!!

help doctor i think i'm a curtain dont talk to me

why did the one eye dinosaur have one eye because he had one eye

There was WOMAN WHO WANTED A BEEF KEBAB AND THE GIRL GOT HER A CARTOON OF MILK AND A CHICKEN KEBAB LOL

A man goes to a shop and spends one hour in the shop. Eventually he comes outt and his mate asks where have u been all this time. Oh sorry said the man I was using the toilet

someone is selling apples and you ask him, how fresh are these apples, and he says about as fresh as you, and you say I don't want none.

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 17? Because 17 is a bigger number

Why do ducks wear socks? Because they’re nervous

if you go to the toilet and your a american and you come out of the toilet and you are a american and you go in to the toilet and come out again if you are a american you are a peemerican.

Q. What's white and falls out of a fridge? A. A fridge

why does the crow laugh beacause they are mad ha ha ha I am also mad

Bill: “Look out your window, it is so sunny, go out to play” Bob: “NO, look out, your window!” Bill: “Why?” Bob: “Look out, it’s about to hit you in the retina!” *sound of breaking retina*