many restaurants have a fun room and a not so fun room and there is nothing sadder than getting punted to the latter
please read & understand, my friends
sincerely me alex e retweeted
In 2025 we're putting our groceries in paper bags with a baguette and celery stalks poking out
new year’s is either for soup and drugs with close confidants or a rager at a total stranger’s posh house and there shall be no in-between
many strange things have occurred in my life but possibly the strangest is that ringo starr owes me $100
on the upside people have been extremely kind today— letting each other go in traffic, heavy discounts at my eye doctor, warm greetings between strangers in public. i dunno but hey, that’s somethin’ 🥲
every time i see a picture of dali now i think about something i read by someone he knew socially, who reported that he rarely bathed & was very smelly & greasy
i have looked for the source again but can’t find it so you’ll just have to trust me
sincerely me alex e retweeted
the best indicator that your body feels safe where you are is spontaneous silliness
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