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Joined December 2008
Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
Replying to @RelatablewABS
Hey fellow Christian’s, I wrote an awesome horror book involving themes of forgiveness, justice, and redemption. If you enjoy fiction with Christian themes like Solomon Kane, you’ll love this. Horror as a genre is not anti-Christian.
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
I've updated my Kickstarter to include excerpts from each of the novellas, if you are curious. Meantime, I really only need about 5 people to reach the goal. Only two weeks left! Link in reply.
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We're kickstarting the Witchy War, an epic American fantasy, into print. The campaign crossed $41,000 today. If you haven't yet, take a few minutes to look at the project and consider backing it. kickstarter.com/projects/hap…
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
Check out the new anthology I'm in! It's about Relics and my story is called Bad Town! What can a group of kids do when they are seemingly pulled into a world of dangerous greasers with a vendetta? Find out today!
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Weird Frequencies 2 is out in time for Halloween, formatting issues corrected! It's horrifying! amazon.com/dp/B0HKT4K45G/
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The beauty of pledging to a tiny Kickstarter is that you're not just a drop in the ocean. Every pledge, yours included, matters immensely. Make a difference! kickstarter.com/projects/mrc…
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
Wilkommen Freunde to Dave's Car ID Service Oktoberfest Beer Truck Special! Cue the oompah music and roll out the barrel, because we're going to toast some dandy sudsmobiles today. To wet your whistle: Happy Repeal! Not really a beer hauler here, but a 1932-34 Ford B truck modified as a mobile advertisement to announce Prohibition is over and it's time to buy a Blatz Old Heidelberg again. Note the loudspeaker; you can almost hear it pumping out "Happy Days Are Here Again."
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
Do you guys like Sword & Sorcery, the mythic, dungeon synth, and above all, fun? Then check out the debut album from out own @stagescreen60! It's Bandcamp Friday so get yourself one cool album for peanuts, and the artist getting the majority! jacobcalta.bandcamp.com/albu…
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The WITCHY WAR Kickstarter project is LIVE! It funded in ONE HOUR. Putting a critically-acclaimed, award-winning epic American fantasy trilogy back into print in a cool new edition. Back the Witchy War here: kickstarter.com/projects/hap…
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
It's the final 24 hours of the campaign. If you've been waiting to back Silver Buster 3, now's the time! With the first arc of the series ending, I don't know which merch will make a return in the future. If there are any you want, now's a good chance! Link below👇
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
Less than a week to go on the New England Horror Writers anthology I co-edited with @NovelFriend featuring @KRADeC @christaqua and @BrennanLaFaro and a ton of amazing authors! kickstarter.com/projects/neh… #bookstoread @Kickstarter #weirdwesterns
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
Reminder: the Crusades were a response to over 400 years of Islamic aggression against Christians and Europe. 632: Muhammad dies. 635: Muslims conquer the Christian city of Damascus. 636: Muslims conquer the Christian city of Antioch. 637: Muslims conquer the Holy Land. 639: Muslims conquer the first Christian country Armenia. 641: Muslims conquer the Coptic Christian country of Egypt. 650: Muslim armies reach southern Italy and Cyprus, taking thousands of captives as "slaves" and "concubines." 711: Muslims invade Spain, and by 715, they have occupied most of it. 717: Muslims besiege Constantinople but are repelled. 730: Muslims invade France, only to be stopped by Charles Martel at the Battle of Tours. 792: The ruler of Al-Andalus calls for the invasion of France, and Muslim armies are assembled to attack it again, but they are repelled. 827: Muslims invade Sicily and Italy, persecuting monks. Sicily remains under Islamic rule until 1092. 846: Muslims invade Rome and force the Pope to pay tribute. 848: A third invasion of France occurs, and they are repelled for a third time. 909: Muslims occupy Sardinia. 937: The Church of the Holy Sepulcher is burned down by Muslims, and more churches in Jerusalem are destroyed. 1009: Destruction of the Church of the Resurrection in Jerusalem. 1012: Beginning of al-Hakim’s oppressive decrees against Christians. 1071: Turkish Muslims attack the Byzantines and occupy much of Anatolia. 1094: Byzantine emperor Alexios I Komnenos asks Western Christendom for help against the Muslim Turkish invasions. 1095: Pope Urban II finally declares the First Crusade.
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
Reminder that Mitch McConnell, who is literally AWOL from the Senate, is currently in violation of actual Senate Rules.
Under paragraph 2 of Rule VI of the Standing Rules of the Senate, “No Senator shall absent himself from the service of the Senate without leave.” Rather than communicating through secret phone calls or anonymous sources, McConnell has an obligation to disclose to the Senate the reason(s) for his extended absence and to request permission of the Senate to grant him the privilege of continued absence. Without that disclosure and request, and without explicit Senate approval for his extended absence (which I am sure the Senate would grant), McConnell has an obligation to resign. But he is required to make the request under the Standing Rules of the Senate. These are the rules, and it’s long past time for senators to actually follow them.
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
Today is Howard Andrew Jones' birthday, sword-and-sorcery champion and creator of Hanuvar, who died far too young last year. We would not exist without him - and could not be prouder to his fiction and legacy forward in every issue of BATTLEBORN!
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
Clay Travis
@ClayTravisJul 18
Caitlin Clark scored 45 points and had 10 assists tonight, something never done in the history of the WNBA. Not bad for the 11th best guard in the league.
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
If you haven’t signed up to my newsletter, it’s an easy way to keep track of my releases and campaigns. open.substack.com/pub/jallen…
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
What if I gave birth at an Olive Garden location? Is my baby entitled to a never-ending pasta pass?
Replying to @Superpowamario
No. The Never-Ending Pasta Pass is only for use by the Passholder whose name is printed on the Pass. Passes are personalized and non-transferable. Passholders must present a valid photo I.D. along with the Pass at the time of ordering.
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Lyn Perry, Writer retweeted
Replying to @CBSNews
So without looking at the newly declassified documents, you just declared the whole thing false?
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Hey US Government. STOP IT. Daylight Savings Time is goofy and silly and dumb. Just switch to Standard Time and leave it for good.
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