A real life squirrel perspective from the campus of the University of South Dakota. But in no way officially reflects opinions or anything else of USD.
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USPS has suspended services in SD, ND, MN, IA, NE, IL, WI, Kansas, Missouri, for Tomorrow, Wednesday, 1-30-19.
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#IfYourDayIsBadAlwaysRemember that you can always stare at squirrel photos online. #TheInternetNeedsMoreSQUIRRELS!
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Every time I hear an unfortunate story about someone I hate, I do a little dance on the inside #imterrible
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If you're tired of dealing with #Squirrels in your yard, at least you can properly humiliate them. ow.ly/Hdqw0
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Call a movie #SnakesOnAPlane & you expect mothereffin snakes on a mothereffin plane. Call a special #EatenAlive & someone better be eaten!
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Hey @jackgangwish I hear you're a hitman for small critters. How much would it cost to have @UNLcampuscats "taken care of"
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I don't care about your #ElfOnAShelf unless he's nailing #Barbie and even then not real interested. #MotherOfTheYear
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"@EmilyKaigh: Just made eye contact with a squirrel burrying his acron.. now he thinks I want his nuts...@UNIamaSquirrel" 😒😟🙈🌰
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Sorry it slipped I don't have opposable thumbs ya know
“@AbbyRoseLove: An acorn just fell on me. Wtf @HuskerSquirrels I'm on your side!”
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What happens in a tree stays in a tree. Until it falls out, because eventually everything falls out of a tree. #nuts #squirrels #drunkchimps
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Note to all dorm dwellers who can't have a toaster: if you set your loaf of bread on top of your keurig it will toast it for you.
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Pumpkin bagels are back at einsteins. Oh noes! #whitegirlproblems – at Vermillion, SD
