Swifite that works in mental health and loves cats and books
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I may not have come home with a pick or set list, but Chris Daughtry wore my friendship bracelet though most of the show 🤩
Dear @NailedIt I’m extremely saddened that @AdamSandler was not on top of the Wedding Band mini cakes. – at Iowa, USA
I’m seriously coming back to Twitter just to say when I was talking about the couples of #LoveIsBlind I was talking about Amber and Brackett when my friend stops me and says: “Don’t you mean Barnet?” IVE BEEN CALLING BARNET BRACKETT FOR WEEKS – at Sioux City, IA
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I am CRYING laughing at this like imagine being a fish and minding your own business but humans fucked up the world so bad that their version of helping you is launching you through a giant silly straw
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Raise your right hand.
Repeat after me:
“I will stick up for myself today.”
Good. Go tackle this day.
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So my hair is a mess, my eyeliner isn’t straight, but guess what? I’m damn proud about how this turned out for being my first time trying bold colors (using the @JeffreeStar Mini breaker palette) and I wanted the world to know. – at Iowa, USA
I’ll meet you in Minneapolis! – at Sioux City, IA
We are giving away ONE tour ticket to a lucky person who RETWEETS this tweet and comments what city you would see the show in!
Entries close this Friday, June 21st
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I love how they made Serena Joy in #TheHandmaidsTale SO STRONG in the series. – at Iowa, USA
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Elle's cross-examination of Chutney remains one of the best movie scenes from the 2000's and if you don't agree, you're seriously disturbed.
(this also doubles as a sad reminder that Legally Blonde — and the sequel — are leaving Netflix US on June 1)
Me: It’s a three day weekend! Getting my nails done! Grad parties! Family is in town! Nothing this weekend can go wrong!
Uterus: – at Sioux City, IA
Alright, so I finally finished the new #got episode and I realized during the MANY closeups of Dany that in the show she has green eyes instead of the purple described in the books. I’m calling it now, Arya will kill the dragon queen – at Iowa, USA
I’m 19 minutes into #GameofThronesseason8episode5 and I’ve already cried twice, asked dany what bullshit she’s getting herself into and saw the whole coffee scandal. – at Sioux City, IA
So I totally couldn’t find my insurance card for my usps job, but I was just able to print them off and I also found out that I have mental health insurance 😭🎉
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You all think it’s hard avoiding #GameofThrones spoilers? Try living with Arya. I’m dodging them in my own goddamn kitchen.
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This is disgusting. A baby girl could lose her life and someone had this to say about her having 2 mothers. Yet they’re doing everything they can to save their daughter. And people say homophobia isn’t a problem anymore? If you agree with what they said, you’re sick. End of.
Hey @tryguys what test did you use to find out about @korndiddy BRCA1 gene? I’d love to find out if my moms cancer is being passed down. – at Iowa, USA