I stepped on a floor grate last night and it fell in and I fucked up my knee a little bit and then I whacked the same knee on a bench, walking is going to be a struggle today
Just got to work and thereβs a huge prep list and weβre out of everything, what the fuck did anyone do yesterday
Theyβre trying to convince me to stay with a new position, someone please slap me because why am I considering this π
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CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREEEEEEE STOP MAKING AI SLOP FLYERSοΏΌ
My dog killed a cricket by the front door and carried it up 3 flights of stairs to our apartment so she could play with it
Iβve been seeing a ton of dead snakes lately which is kind of gross but apparently a good sign so thank you, universe π
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Buying concert tickets while on the clock is a skill that only few of us possess and have mastered ππ π«
A dude tonight told me βI donβt want to tell you how to do your jobβ uh yeah buddy you donβt












