@ImaDamnTree

The Lorax can't do everything.

 The Woods
Joined May 2014
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A #Murder of #crows was all up in me today. #Conspiracies abound, these dudes are up to something. They also shat all over me, but I'm cool.
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#PlantATreeForGroot and one for me too. NOW! It takes a really long time for them to grow to legal age. #treehousemasters #nature #Trees
What happens in a tree stays in a tree. Until it falls out, because eventually everything falls out of a tree. #nuts #squirrels #drunkchimps
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You call it pollen, I call it sperm. If you are breathing near me now, it's in your mouth. I love you. #science #nature #havesexwithatree
"@RealSciencePorn: Cannibalism xitter.cf/SciencePorn/status/411…" @tawdrycactus
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Man, fuck #golf courses. And #cemetaries too. Freakin waste of space, #wannabe prairies, shoulda been forests. Ts.
For those watching the #Emmys in LA, take note of those in the crowd. They're the ones who will still have running water in a few years.
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Replying to @FreddosaurusREX
“@FreddosaurusREX: Liono Richie: "Thundercats, Hello? Is it me you're looking for?" #RuinAHeroOfSciFi http://t.co/kRcu4huI1F” Amazing
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I sure hope I never end up at Sandals.
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Why is it that every time I say the words government, conspiracy, coverup and pancake tits I get a beating from my aunt? @AskDotCom #helpme
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Nicene Feed #ChurchFood
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Qurange juice #ChurchFood
Frankfurterincense #ChurchFood
Eucharitz #ChurchFood
Wood boring beetles are a beech. A pain in the ash & yew know it. Knot as bad as those ugly mesquite toes though. These are bad puns. #tree
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ceej@ceejoyner21 Aug 2014
Due to funding cuts in the horticulture program and fire department of my city there's only one tree left and it's full of cat skeletons.
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I dedicate this song to the Orca that killed my Aunt: youtube.com/watch?v=tCVT7tqO… And as always big thanks to @seaworld for all they do.
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If at first you don't succeed, there are donuts over here.
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