@PreacherPerfect

Offending people in the name of Jesus since 2011.

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Joined January 2012
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Replying to @mbkp @PreacherPerfect
Plus, it's already a national holiday. It's Flag Day. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Oh gosh, that makes it worse!
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Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them. - Ps.119:165 KJV
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Steven Corp@stevendcorp1 Sep 2016
Replying to @PreacherPerfect @FedEx @UPS
I heard their disgruntled former employees united to start a new shipping company. It's called FedUp.
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Jr. high is not easy when your name is Tinkle.
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You kidding me? You know how long Hillary has had that man on a diet by now?
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Which would be worst: (Please retweet so we can get a large sample)
49%Hillary as President?
40%Trump as President?
7%Bill as First Gentleman?
4%Pence as Vice Yes-Man?
181 votes β€’ Final results
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Replying to @PreacherPerfect
Going through this now. πŸ˜₯
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Christy Mead@MommaChristyX322 May 2016
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No, that means there's a deacons meeting tomorrow. 😭
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Clark Bunch@clarkjbunch18 May 2016
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I have apologized before for feelings that may have been hurt because of things I said out of hunger.
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me@tiahstyle15 May 2016
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it's the difference btwn taking [one] and leaving [one]. Never understood the "taking" terminology....I prefer to leave it.
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Anon Church Guy@MrChurchGuy14 May 2016
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yet another game that encourages unrealistic expectations through characters emphasizing their mussels.
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Pastor Pending@RecentPastor8 May 2016
The amount of time between when the pastor says "and in conclusion" and when the sermon actually ends. #DefineEternity
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Dwight Donahey@DwightDonahey1 May 2016
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@PreacherPerfect And then leave the waitress a million dollar bill tract as a "tip."
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Mr. Josh Cooley, etc@MrJoCool14 Apr 2016
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@PreacherPerfect @Arbys Nay.
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@PreacherPerfect Amen. I got an email last week from someone w/a hotmail account and their signature was in Comic Sans font...
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Diane✨@DianeNYCandFLA2 Apr 2016
@jadaschiessl @PreacherPerfect And Joel replied, "In my Father's house there are many mansions... Wait, what?" #AprilFools
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Diane✨@DianeNYCandFLA1 Apr 2016
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@PreacherPerfect @JoelNotJoel Joel care to comment on this act of good works? #setup
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Steven Corp@stevendcorp4 Mar 2016
Often, we turn the President into a punchline. Let's not make a greater mistake by turning a punchline into our President. #Election2016
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Jeff Weddle@FailingPastor9 Feb 2016
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@PreacherPerfect The NFL season? Oak Island? Both ended the same week? The same week Swamp People starts? Could this be a vital clue?
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Anon Church Guy@MrChurchGuy31 Jan 2016
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@PreacherPerfect kids these days.
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