@PreacherPerfect

Offending people in the name of Jesus since 2011.

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Joined January 2012
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I can never get all my ducks in a row. But my parade of wild chickens and feral hamsters is coming together nicely.
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Trump reads the #MuellerReport like Christians read the Bible. He believes the parts he agrees with and discredits the parts that make him look bad.
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Gary Drayton masquerading as a sunny-side-up egg on last week’s #OakIsland. @CurseOfOak #curseofoakisland
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Billy making it into the War Room means there’s hope for us all. #oakisland #CurseOfOakIsland #TheCurseOfOakIsland
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Signed “Lots of Love, Cheeto Jesus” Trump surveys Alabama tornado damage, receives criticism for autographing bibles during visit xitter.cf/i/events/1104132369932…
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Wonder what fast food the Patriots will get. #SuperBowl
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Headed to my man cave. The #AFCChampionship game is on and I need to root against the #Patriots. #ChampionshipSunday #NEvsKC @NFL
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Mary Oliver has passed beyond us. Safe travels, Mary. #RIPMaryOliver #MaryOliver
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Hey, Terry Bradshaw, did you let your buddy, @hwinkler4real, pick your tie tonight? It’s great! @NFL #OAKvsSF
Just because you disagree on a major issue does not mean you disagree on a majority of issues. Find common ground with people. Allow people to find common ground with you. Finding common ground is the only thing that allows you to solve any issue.
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My friend reported that her pill organizer has a terrible attitude today.
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#POTUS was much less of a bully in this alert text than he usually is in tweets. I find myself feeling cheated. #PRESIDENTALALERT
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xitter.cf/nytimes/status/1047467… I want to be somewhere with lots of people when this happens today, so I can watch the pandemonium. A Walmart would be best.
The New York Times
@nytimes3 Oct 2018
Cellphones across the United States will get a test alert at 2:18 p.m. Eastern. It will be the first nationwide test of a wireless emergency alert system. nyti.ms/2O3AR9u
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Our Father who art in heaven. How will I be your name? #SundayMorning #SundayMotivation
When life gives you lemons, make lemon drop martinis.
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I’ve been driving my truck three days since the rearview mirror fell off. I am driving this morning with it reinstalled. The view was more peaceful without it.
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The people Jesus chose to love and befriend often shocked the religious establishment. So it should be with you.
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I bless the rains down in Africa
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This is the most successful witch hunt in history! Now to wait for the House to fall on the wickedest witch of the east @realDonaldTrump.
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What Jesus meant to say was, “call your enemies crazed lowlifes and dogs”, but what came out of his mouth on accident was, “love your enemies and pray for them.“ So #POTUS can take some comfort in that troublesome misspeak.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump14 Aug 2018
When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give her a job at the White House, I guess it just didn’t work out. Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!
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If he’s dumb and careless enough to be recorded by Michael Cohen, there’s no hope that Putin didn’t record Trump’s every word, breath, fart and burp at #HelsinkiSummit. xitter.cf/i/events/1020345899938…
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