Silliness abounds! #TeamBlitheringIdiots *But we're pleasant idiots. ✝️ Awarder of 🏆 https://xitter.cf/t.co/XVjrJO0NVt
Somewhere in swamps of Jersey
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Just came back from the grocery store and looked down at my feet. #TeamBlitheringIdiots
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So this was exciting. Our microwave “burnt itself up” tonight. The smell of plastic and noxious smoke filled the kitchen. Even with the whole house fan and an air purifier, I’m glad I have an N95 I could wear to wash the dishes. ☠️☠️☠️
Happy birthday to one of my favorite tweeps, the lovely and talented @dbhostage! 🎂🎈🎉😘
My car is in the shop. Huz called from the soccer field that he can’t find his keys and can I bring my set to him. Me, “how?” Him, “oh yeah.” 🙄
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Me, reading the Bible on Sunday: Why was God so concerned about humans worshipping the sun and golden calves?
Me, after watching the total eclipse at Ben & Jerry's in Vermont on Monday: ALL HAIL THE COW AND THE ETERNAL FLAME THAT RULES US FROM THE HEAVENS!
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We've long known that the 7th District is the epicenter of what moves and shakes New Jersey! @suealtman
Yeah, well, I’m 12 mi E of Phillipsburg and let me tell you, the house rumbled and it was loud!
🔔#Earthquake (#sismo) M5.2 occurred 18 mi E of #Phillipsburg (New Jersey) 7 min ago (local time 10:23:21). More info at:
📱emsc-csem.org/lastquake/how_…
🌐m.emsc.eu/?id=1642877
🖥emsc-csem.org/Earthquake_inf…
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Accidental art - a thread 🧵
1. A rock-created bird shaped chip on a car windshield
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Today is the only day this year you can retweet this
#NewYear2024 #DoctorWho
