@RecentPastor

Former Pastor of the Kobayashi Maru Baptist Church. Now a hospital chaplain. Native Midwesterner

Joined November 2013
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If you're not cynical, you're just not paying attention. #RPWordsOfWisdom
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Richard Grenell who is running the Kennedy Center said he's not bothered by Hamilton canceling because it's "niche" and doesn't have "broad appeal". I wish I had known when I paid $1500 a ticket to take my grandson to the sold out performance first time it came to Phoenix.
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How many people do YOU know who use Jesus as an excuse to be a bully? I can name a few.
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The Onion
@TheOnion10 Dec 2025
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

ALT White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

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Parallel in the sense that they will never intersect.
AuditTheRhetoric 📚@bookkeepPLUS7 Dec 2025
I’m going to need to take a break from the world for a week or two.
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My timeline...
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Hil1Bil1Y
@Hil1Bil1yWV18 Oct 2025
Replying to @RealJamesWoods
@RealJamesWoods
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Isn't it special when people make a statement like this and have blocked you from responding? 🤣🤣🤣
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The reason you never see ICE arresting the Proud Boys is the same reason you never see Miley Cyrus hanging out with Hannah Montana
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LOL She blocked me for pointing out her hate speech against Trans people. Sometimes the trash takes itself out!
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Imagine having "Standing for Freedom" in your name while acting like a whole group of people shouldn't have freedom.
Standing for Freedom Center
@freedomcenterlu24 Jul 2025
In trading biblical truth for the LGBTQ agenda, Chip and Joanna Gaines think they can be more loving and nicer than Jesus. They can’t. No one can.

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There's a whole category of conservative Christians who are watching the allegedly "conservative" party become a fascist movement, but they're fine with it because God is getting mentioned. This is so short-sighted and foolish that I'm amazed I ever considered them wise.
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Bob Hostetler@bobhoss18 Aug 2025
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Tell us you have no idea what a communist is without just telling us.
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Sadly accurate
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You do not need to understand military tactics to understand human rights.
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor22 Mar 2025
🚨 JUST IN: Pete Hegseth TROLLS the activist judge attempting to force him to allow transgender troops in the military Hegseth invited “she/they” to come to Fort Benning at 6am to instruct Army Rangers on conducting High Value Target Raids 🤣 Random judges should have NO SAY in military operations.
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Our daily huddle was interupted today by a large group of hospital administrators and others today. They presented me a BEE Award for my work in the Emergency Room. Shocked me! #ChaplainLife #Chaplaincy #EDlife
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Dr: I took care of that for Rm 2. RN: Doing the Lord's work! Me (walking up) that's MY job! All: (shaking heads and rolling eyes) #ChaplainLife #Chaplaincy #ERlife
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