You can't handle the Peeves!

Sigh.

The coolest thing about having TDS is that on Judgment Day I'll have at least one thing I won't have to defend, make excuses for, or feel ashamed about.

Have you noticed that those who express fears about Socialism and Communism never speak against Fascism?

Just a guy playing his Fender.

I'm so old, I remember when data centers were called libraries.

I told myself I would delete this game at level 1000. Well, I'm now at 3600 and still haven't deleted it. Sigh.

Well, I wonder who the next blonde press secretary with the name beginning with "K" will be.

When you think about it, the Cologuard process is pretty weird.

Currently, one of the main requirements for becoming a White House Press Secretary is that your name must begin with a "K."

Dear @CircleKStores, Your ads on phone games are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long. Thanks, Everybody

Is anyone else bugged by how they are pronouncing Hurricane Isaias?

What are the chances Trump will make the firing squad execution a pay-for-view event so he can profit off it?

Before and after. I don't know why women do this to themselves.

Because other creatures can't write.

"I can't do that becauseit's against my religion," is expressing freedom of religion. "You can't do that because it's against my religion," is expressing authoritarianism.

I'm so old I can remember when Christians were concerned about being a "good witness" for Jesus.

Going the wrong direction doesn't bring you to the right destination.

Doubling down on a lie doesn't make it true.

Test your sports knowledge. Is this a 1. Home run? 2. Slam dunk? 3. Knock out? 4. All of the above?

If you're campaigning on being anti-fraud, but voted for a 34-count felon guilty of fraud-related crimes, you really have nothing to say that I'd be interested in.