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Em Swanson

@Em___

Editor/writer | Nagi stan account | Clumsy broad | šŸ›¼ | ā€œItā€™s just Simpsons all the way downā€

 Sydney, Australia
instagram.com/ecswanson
Joined July 2009
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Sophie Ellis-Bextor in 2001
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Replying to @algllgh
So many people riding around without helmets and I feel so OLD for being mad at it but I just want peopleā€™s brains to stay in their skulls
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Replying to @justallroutine
Happy Birthday!! šŸ„³šŸŽˆšŸŽŠšŸ’–
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Replying to @algllgh
Once had the woman doing skin cancer checks at work tell me I ā€œcould stand to get more sunā€
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Replying to @Glinner
Jesus Christ get a life. There is too much hate in your heart.
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Replying to @mi4d0lan
Itā€™s been bugging me all day. I feel insane
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Replying to @moonyeyed
Hair is looking fab here too!
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Replying to @Maskariio @skumWgmi
xitter.cf/spacej_me/status/20231ā€¦
Jamie (@spacej_me) profile pictureJamie@spacej_meFeb 15
A few months ago my 4yo got in the car after school and said ā€œIā€™m the king of numbersā€ and I had kind of forgotten about it but today we were at a birthday party & one of the dads said ā€œhey did you know all the kids in class calls your son the ā€˜king of numbersā€™ ?????????
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lana schwartz@_lanabelleApr 28
the internet is forever unless you wrote an articleĀ for a websiteĀ in 2015
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B. Gates@BGatesTweeeetsApr 4
Jamiroqui is the hat. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's monster.
tori (@doritenholm) profile picturetori@doritenholmApr 4
I thought Jamiroquai was one guy and that was his government name
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The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
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Replying to @Nomads4Pritzker @blahdevivre
I fear ā€œa feast for Pazuzuā€ has now entered my vocabulary
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Replying to @Mr_Cleric69 @EverySongIveEve
This one was good too: youtu.be/MpN1j8R5lZ8?si=a9OCā€¦
Gotye - Hearts A Mess (Official Music Video)

Gotye - Hearts A Mess (Official Music Video)

The official music video for ā€œHearts A Messā€ by Gotye. From the alb...

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Replying to @EverySongIveEve
Likely not old enough and the lyrics arenā€™t an exact match but it made me think of this Gotye song: youtu.be/-UvvkWd_dR4?si=Gfleā€¦
Gotye - Thanks For Your Time (Official Music Video)

Gotye - Thanks For Your Time (Official Music Video)

The official music video for ā€œThanks For Your Timeā€ by Gotye. From ...

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New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar) Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
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Replying to @fartwich
My heart hurts for you. Iā€™m so sorry
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Replying to @fartwich
Oh god Iā€™m so sorry
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Huge day yesterday for people who fell in love with Oasis and made it their whole personality approx. 3 months after the bandā€™s final show here in 2005
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Replying to @offbeatorbit
This is so touching and beautiful. Thank you for sharing it with us šŸ’œ
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Itā€™s like every day we get a new masterpiece
mr. joshua (@pants) profile picturemr. joshua
@pants11 Oct 2025
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Replying to @tonyngyn @maximalworm
Still loads on my phone for some reason
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