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Em Swanson

@Em___

Editor/writer | Nagi stan account | Clumsy broad | 🛼 | “It’s just Simpsons all the way down”

 Sydney, Australia
instagram.com/ecswanson
Joined July 2009
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lana schwartz@_lanabelleApr 28
the internet is forever unless you wrote an article for a website in 2015
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B. Gates@BGatesTweeeetsApr 4
Jamiroqui is the hat. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's monster.
tori (@doritenholm) profile picturetori@doritenholmApr 4
I thought Jamiroquai was one guy and that was his government name
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The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
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New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar) Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
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Bob Vylan@BobbyVylan1 Jul 2025
Silence is not an option.
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brent@murrman51 Oct 2019
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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maia@iWH1TELIM010 Sep 2024
not now oasis mania 😭😭😭
Oasis Mania (@OasisMania) profile pictureOasis Mania
@OasisMania10 Sep 2024
Liam Gallagher and Dave Grohl at the O2 Arena, London 2024
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JP@jpbrammer4 Sep 2024
turned my music off on the subway to overhear an argument
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Kinda wild how the song of the summer is Len’s “Steal My Sunshine” for a 26th consecutive year.
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“Are you wearing the—“ “The snoots? Yeah yeah I am”
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Once you’ve taken a nap with a dog in the middle of the day, how can you continue to believe in capitalism even a little bit
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but they were, all of them, deceived, for another day in february was made
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Simon@MalkyDungeon25 Feb 2024
chilling under these is why Gnomes have no hate in their heart
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@Rainmaker197325 Feb 2024
The incredible view of the underside of a mushroom cap [📷 Isabelle Soule]
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If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
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Em Swanson@Em___10 Aug 2022
Sophie Ellis-Bextor in 2001
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love that someone just submitted a vertical picture of their dog to be the next Minnesota state flag serc.mnhs.org/flags
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bbbbb bbbbb@brnbne24 Sep 2023
What if you went to ET's planet and all of the other ET's were wearing clothes
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saw this framed picture of ryan gosling as ken at the pharmacy. wasn’t even associated with anything barbie branded that was being sold, it was just there
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Ben Rosen@ben_rosen18 Nov 2022
me looking at twitter: this feels like the end of toy story 3 when all the toys accepted their deaths as they approached the incinerator my wife: what the fuck are you talking about
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