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Em Swanson

@Em___

Editor/writer | Nagi stan account | Clumsy broad | 🛼 | “It’s just Simpsons all the way down”

 Sydney, Australia
instagram.com/ecswanson
Joined July 2009
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Replying to @Glinner
Jesus Christ get a life. There is too much hate in your heart.
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Replying to @Mr_Cleric69 @EverySongIveEve
This one was good too: youtu.be/MpN1j8R5lZ8?si=a9OC…
Gotye - Hearts A Mess (Official Music Video)

Gotye - Hearts A Mess (Official Music Video)

The official music video for “Hearts A Mess” by Gotye. From the alb...

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Replying to @EverySongIveEve
Likely not old enough and the lyrics aren’t an exact match but it made me think of this Gotye song: youtu.be/-UvvkWd_dR4?si=Gfle…
Gotye - Thanks For Your Time (Official Music Video)

Gotye - Thanks For Your Time (Official Music Video)

The official music video for “Thanks For Your Time” by Gotye. From ...

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Huge day yesterday for people who fell in love with Oasis and made it their whole personality approx. 3 months after the band’s final show here in 2005
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Replying to @tonyngyn @maximalworm
Still loads on my phone for some reason
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Replying to @abmis0
I don’t know how they’re different (Swiss instead of French maybe?) but if you ever find this one in a deli/fruit shop/place that isn’t Coles or Woolies, it’s sooo good
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A screenshot from The Simpsons showing Lionel Hutz speaking to the Simpson family with the text: “Mr Simpson, don’t you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn’t on, but I think I got the gist of it”.

ALT A screenshot from The Simpsons showing Lionel Hutz speaking to the Simpson family with the text: “Mr Simpson, don’t you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn’t on, but I think I got the gist of it”.

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Replying to @alz_zyd_
Personally, I read a bunch of classics in high register in college. I guess it was fun. I recently ChatGPT'd Aristotle into readable English, finished it around 5x as fast as a translation, and felt I got the main gist of things. idk does the pain incurred actually teach much?
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I feel like I just met a celebrity
A carrot with what looks like two legs next to a bag of imperfect carrots. The bag is labelled “Crazy Carrots” and there’s a carrot with a cartoon face and limbs saying “The Odd Bunch”.

ALT A carrot with what looks like two legs next to a bag of imperfect carrots. The bag is labelled “Crazy Carrots” and there’s a carrot with a cartoon face and limbs saying “The Odd Bunch”.

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Spotify Wrapped really said “anyway, here’s Wonderwall”
A screenshot of Spotify showing a “Your Music Videos” playlist where the first song is “Wonderwall” by Oasis.

ALT A screenshot of Spotify showing a “Your Music Videos” playlist where the first song is “Wonderwall” by Oasis.

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A lime green toilet cubicle door that matches the colour of Charli XCX’s album Brat.

ALT A lime green toilet cubicle door that matches the colour of Charli XCX’s album Brat.

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Replying to @RevDaniel
@RevDaniel
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Replying to @MichaelaOkla
Nigella’s chocolate pavlova is dreamy! So many friends have loved it: nigella.com/recipes/chocolat…
Nigella Lawson’s chocolate pavlova topped with fresh cream, raspberries and chocolate shavings.

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Replying to @fartwich
I don’t even know if it’s my favourite but it was cheap and it’s richly chocolatey
A carton of Sanitarium So Good chocolate oat milk

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Replying to @rocklegend1203
@rocklegend1203
Garth Algar from Wayne's World decked out in Reebok gear with text that says: "It's like people only do things because they get likes. And that's just really sad".

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