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the cynthia swann griffin crisis center …
Joined June 2010
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hear me out here....frasier finally shows us maris....and she's played by the same actress as lilith
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something the writers should've considered 30 years ago
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star moles gonna be huge i think
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sitting on the couch....nathan fielder showing you a comedy sketch....some women really do have it all
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one of the many reasons the heartbreak kid remains one of the most consequential films of the last 60 years
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Devil’s advocate: is it possible that that was all Sunny? (I’m genuinely asking)
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re: you can see everything….there has to be a limit to what we can let blonde women get away with
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lana schwartz retweeted
A few readers have taken me to task for “missing the point of the film,” which is apparently that Elizabeth Holmes is unknowable and everything is ambiguous. Here’s my response: She went after Tyler Shultz and Erika Cheung with everything she had. I was threatened with litigation on a daily basis for months on end. It was a ruthless cover-up of a breathtaking fraud, and she was at the controls. Just a little context for those who have forgotten or didn’t follow the original story. By the way, I loved the film. #BestPicture, IMO.
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is there a person in the world with rounder eyes than elizabeth holmes
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went to 8th base with my bf (making him watch mad men with me)
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what every single GIRLS prediction reminds me of
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if you could accurately predict what happens on the show GIRLS you would've written the show GIRLS
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big tubi week in my house
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ignoring whatever urge three and a half drinks in gowanus is giving me to listen to everything now by arcade fire
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lana schwartz retweeted
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hate when a term gets coined because i have heard people use the word 'shoppy shop' for places that are not shoppy shops at all
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all due respect to the writer here but wouldnt millions of new yorkers agree that living under the terror of ICE is a crisis
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