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Jamiroqui is the hat. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's monster.
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No, the weirdest US law is that you can't carry an ice cream cone in your pocket in NYC on a Sunday. This is about child safety which isn't that strange at all.
One time a head hunter said something similar to me after I had been unemployed for a month and the position he wanted me to fill was $5/hr less than my minimum to make rent.
This isn't advice, it's manipulation.
Just remembered the Theranos tech - diagnosing diseases through wavelength. I am a healthcare paper pusher with a liberal arts degree in history: that sounds like the biggest load of bs I've ever heard.
I wonder if Nathan Fielder was among the doc and got the idea for The Rehearsal from the re-enactments in You Can See Everything or if he realized doing recreations would work in the doc after working on the tv show
To my memory it's been Chris Bosh and now Hurts. Is two "so many" or am I missing the plethora of athletes with clots?
It wouldn't be Twitter if I didn't get in an argument over the word "allowed". That's my fault for letting the "pissing you off" app piss me off. I'm better than this.
The Bears don't play on Sunday during the day again until November 11 which means I can golf whenever the hell I want
The part at the end where the cop asks the gas station attendant if the guy is doing anything disruptive, even after being told exactly what happened, shows how cops just try and get people ANYTHING to avoid looking stupid
There was a time in my 20s where I regularly wore Blackhawks shirzies and I want to take that time in my life back.
Holy shit that's awful and incredibly scary. I hope he gets the treatment he needs.
Jalen Hurts will miss the rest of the season after doctors discovered several blood clots in his lungs, per @adamschefter
There's a dude who will come and try this at the skatepark. Everyone hates it. Maybe if he was hot and dressed like the Crow we'd feel differently.
Replying to @katienotopoulos
“Haunt sliders” have metal knee pads and gloves so they can slide up to scare people, and also do tricks. This has been around for a while (started at Knott’s Scary Farm) but these two guys - “Fryboy” and “Archer” have become like, haunted theme park celebs on TikTok, and people come from around the country just to see them. Hersheypark told me that crowds have doubled in the last 5 years since it started

















