@printfJess

I use data to hunt down fraudsters and insider threats. Here for all the *sec, data science, and equality.

Joined November 2016
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"What about this?... Does it spark joy?" Me: "It's a production server, we need it." "Yes but, does it /spark joy/?"
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Selfie of me holding up a glass of pelin spritz

ALT Selfie of me holding up a glass of pelin spritz

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Bart Mol
@Bart_MolAug 19
Me explaining AI to friends
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Replying to @notdan @evildojo666
Same here in Australia.
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Replying to @dak_1001
If you're concerned call the local police.
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Replying to @tantacito
Recently enjoyed this fine brew while watching idiocracy. Was a good pairing. I'm Northwest on this diagram. workingtitlebrew.co/products…
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@caseyjohnellisAug 20
while we're blathering on about f/oss code (*) and vulndisco boogaloo, the bad guys have realized the tech that manages our water supply is a) full of unknown bugs, and b) we're struggling to apply patches for the bugs we DO KNOW ABOUT. adding to my "this is still the slopdemic, it's not vulnpocalypse yet" file media.defense.gov/2026/Aug/1…
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Replying to @caseyjohnellis
That water supply probably has more bugs than the software provisioning it. Habe you got a rainwater collector???
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Replying to @Postsemreh
Oh yes.
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Replying to @Postsemreh
Solid foundation. Needs pineapple. 🍍👌😎
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Replying to @_sarahyo
Same. Living alone is hard at times. But mostly it's freedom.
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Replying to @agylmar
I don't get it. What's with the uncertain spacing?
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Replying to @wesleytb13
Looking good, son! Happy Birthday!!! 😎
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In a weird way this post reminds me of dialup. I'm mentally exhausted. Just re-read then last 6mths of WhatsApp messages. I'll never have that conversation again. Gutted. Tomorrow is 9hrs of meetings back to back. I am alone.
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Replying to @thegrugq
I feel sad never knowing who came up with that trick in the first place.
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Replying to @_sarahyo
So sorry to hear. Bounce back as you always do. You're incredible. Keep being amazing. 💜🤟😎
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Replying to @ROCPhotography
Thanks m8
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Yes it's me. Just going through a death in the family. Again. Fucking 2026. I'm fine. Just screaming into the void.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@ Aaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ggggggggggffghdhdhshgsgsgsgshhshdhshjsjwjehsjdbsu #life
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Sometimes you just need a little Singapore Noodle in your life. This platform sucks. Love ramen. Love spice Love each other. 🍜
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Zero Trust
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