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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessSep 17

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Selfie of me holding up a glass of pelin spritz

ALT Selfie of me holding up a glass of pelin spritz

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@Bart_MolAug 19

Me explaining AI to friends

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessAug 21

Replying to @notdan @evildojo666

Same here in Australia.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessAug 21

Replying to @dak_1001

If you're concerned call the local police.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessAug 21

Replying to @tantacito

Recently enjoyed this fine brew while watching idiocracy. Was a good pairing. I'm Northwest on this diagram. workingtitlebrew.co/products…

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@caseyjohnellisAug 20

while we're blathering on about f/oss code (*) and vulndisco boogaloo, the bad guys have realized the tech that manages our water supply is a) full of unknown bugs, and b) we're struggling to apply patches for the bugs we DO KNOW ABOUT. adding to my "this is still the slopdemic, it's not vulnpocalypse yet" file media.defense.gov/2026/Aug/1…

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessAug 21

Replying to @caseyjohnellis

That water supply probably has more bugs than the software provisioning it. Habe you got a rainwater collector???

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessAug 21

Replying to @Postsemreh

Oh yes.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessAug 21

Replying to @Postsemreh

Solid foundation. Needs pineapple. 🍍👌😎

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessAug 21

Replying to @_sarahyo

Same. Living alone is hard at times. But mostly it's freedom.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessAug 21

Replying to @agylmar

I don't get it. What's with the uncertain spacing?

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessAug 21

Replying to @wesleytb13

Looking good, son! Happy Birthday!!! 😎

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessJul 23

In a weird way this post reminds me of dialup. I'm mentally exhausted. Just re-read then last 6mths of WhatsApp messages. I'll never have that conversation again. Gutted. Tomorrow is 9hrs of meetings back to back. I am alone.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessJul 22

Replying to @thegrugq

I feel sad never knowing who came up with that trick in the first place.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessJul 22

Replying to @_sarahyo

So sorry to hear. Bounce back as you always do. You're incredible. Keep being amazing. 💜🤟😎

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessJul 22

Replying to @ROCPhotography

Thanks m8

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessJul 22

Yes it's me. Just going through a death in the family. Again. Fucking 2026. I'm fine. Just screaming into the void.

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessJul 22

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@ Aaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ggggggggggffghdhdhshgsgsgsgshhshdhshjsjwjehsjdbsu #life

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessJul 9

Sometimes you just need a little Singapore Noodle in your life. This platform sucks. Love ramen. Love spice Love each other. 🍜

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJessJun 26

Zero Trust

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