I use data to hunt down fraudsters and insider threats. Here for all the *sec, data science, and equality.
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"What about this?... Does it spark joy?"
Me: "It's a production server, we need it."
"Yes but, does it /spark joy/?"
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ALT Selfie of me holding up a glass of pelin spritz
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while we're blathering on about f/oss code (*) and vulndisco boogaloo, the bad guys have realized the tech that manages our water supply is a) full of unknown bugs, and b) we're struggling to apply patches for the bugs we DO KNOW ABOUT.
adding to my "this is still the slopdemic, it's not vulnpocalypse yet" file
media.defense.gov/2026/Aug/1…
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Yes it's me. Just going through a death in the family. Again. Fucking 2026. I'm fine. Just screaming into the void.
Sometimes you just need a little Singapore Noodle in your life.
This platform sucks.
Love ramen.
Love spice
Love each other.
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Saw @aboveandbeyond in Sydney this evening. Haven't danced properly like that in at least 3yrs.
Sweaty, exhausted, and totally replenished. Like all the stress of work and life magically gone.
Shout out to my random dance buddy. See you at the next one!!
When Wednesday nights are like Saturday night vibes. 💜
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The LLMs coming out of USA right now are completely unhinged. Google, Bing, etc. The current wars are heavily affecting bias. And that's a major fucking problem.
Let's not buy AI from countries that go to war.
Straight up. Fuck that.
Chicky Cherry Cola.
(Savage Garden - I Want You)
open.spotify.com/track/3XorC…
youtu.be/HQt6jIKNwgU?si=7aN4…
