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Me explaining AI to friends
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while we're blathering on about f/oss code (*) and vulndisco boogaloo, the bad guys have realized the tech that manages our water supply is a) full of unknown bugs, and b) we're struggling to apply patches for the bugs we DO KNOW ABOUT. adding to my "this is still the slopdemic, it's not vulnpocalypse yet" file media.defense.gov/2026/Aug/1…
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Sad news. My friend Simon who did the original bird for Twitter, Octocat for GitHub and Redid Sammy The Shark for DigitalOcean has passed away, he was 56. He was a great guy. What a loss.
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One of the nicest things about working at a developer tooling company is when you see a bug. You're like, "Ah, that's just terrible," and you can just go fix it.
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I'm in search of a cape town based tattoo artist who is great with black and grey with a Chinese style. any recommendations would be appreciated
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15 years ago,I strongly encouraged my daughter to take a commission in the USN. She served proudly on active duty for 5 years. Today, I couldn't give her that same advice,given the way the role of women is viewed within DoD. Big mistake, long term repercussions. military.com/daily-news/2025…
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ABOVE AND BEYOND INCOMING!
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresi5 Feb 2025
Ocean’s Dozen
Pop Base
@PopBase5 Feb 2025
Pennsylvania police are scrambling after 100,000 eggs were stolen. They have a total estimated value of $40,000.
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PlayStation 4 emulator for Windows, Linux and macOS written in C++ github.com/shadps4-emu/shadP…
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ATTENTION STREAMERS: PayPal is changing what information shows on invoices effective February 1st and will include your business address To avoid doxxing here is what you can do to change that setting
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FIRST SUNSET WITHOUT BOMBING IN GAZA!
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I’m very excited to finally share the results of a passion project that has been on my mind for nearly a decade. You can find the pre-print below, but what follows is the saga of how this project came to be:
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Replying to @printfJess
For that someone in your life that has everything.
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The Microsoft AI Red Team recently released both a blog and an in-depth whitepaper after red teaming 100+ different GenAI products. The research is extremely interesting, while also being very approachable for those who aren't experts in AI. Importantly, the white paper is also focused on providing actionable recommendations for you to use in your own AI journey. Read the blog here - microsoft.com/en-us/security… And download the whitepaper here - airedteamwhitepapers.blob.co…
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Alec Stapp
@AlecStapp7 Jan 2025
Counterpoint:
Microsoft has never made a good product. Windows is absolutely dogshit - its only use case is to play video games but even then just get a playstation. Github is kinda cool but they didn't make that. HoloLens sucked. At one point, Microsoft did sponsor me and sent me their best laptop + headphones. They fucking sucked. Also who uses Azure?
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It's not legacy unless it comes from the legacè region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling technical debt
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Integrated @home_assistant with the PBX at home. Now I can issue commands from any phone in the house!
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After Prime Minister Fico embarrassed Slovakia by groveling to Putin, thousands of protesters took to the streets, chanting, "Fico is a Russian collaborator," "Enough of Russia," and "Slovakia is Europe."
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