Riddle me this, @UberEats , how does a venue 4.4kkm away (a significant distance when in a city centre) deliver in 6mins? How fast can you cook? How fast can you cycle? Or legally drive for that matter? Stop teasing me with your lies.

ALT Screenshot of the Uber Eats app . Thai Bites 0.9km 7mins, 4.7 stars 5000+ reviews Next restaurant... 4.4km away 6+min delivery. 4.5 stars 3000+ reviews

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 · Sep 11, 2025 · 12:43 PM UTC

J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJess11 Sep 2025

Sometimes a handwritten note at the end of a long day is all you need. Thanks @sheetsociety

ALT Unpacked a big cardboard box of linen and found a note reading, "Hello Jessica, Thanks so much! Sweet Dreams"

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J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 · Aug 7, 2025 · 10:00 AM UTC

J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈@printfJess7 Aug 2025

Remind me again why Twitter bots were cancelled? I appreciate the DM filters. But it seems like bots are alive and well. I miss the posts from bots that regular neds set up to broadcast entertainment. DMs on twitter are weird.

ALT Screenshot of Message Requests. Persistent bot activity with Account + Password

Additional Messages
(this is the uncharted dangerous territory)
Several bots promoting porn.

Multiple DMs quoting "Real life dating with strange girls nearby"

I must not engage.

ALT Additional Messages (this is the uncharted dangerous territory) Several bots promoting porn. Multiple DMs quoting "Real life dating with strange girls nearby" I must not engage.

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