@patsyjs

I have a move, and I feel like I need to bust it.

 Cincinnati
Joined September 2011
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When you call a woman “a lot” there’s a strong chance you may just be a little
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Trump must stop spreading lies and hatred toward immigrants and minorities. End of discussion.
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Hugs before drugs. After too if you're not busy.
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Even your serious tweets are funny to me because I read them out loud while doing my impersonation of Christopher Walken
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If you dont bust out in robot sex moves everytime a car alarm goes off, I cant be friends with you.
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People who pull on the back of your seat to stand up on a plane/bus are worse than Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Just witnessed a man smile & undress me with his eyes then cringe & hastily throw my clothes back on.
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It's not too early to call Iowa for Obama.
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Is C really a letter? Why? What does C do that a K or S can't accomplish? You don't even need a C to spell C. C is the Dane Kook of letters.
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#Bengals game goes final. Baltimore wins 24-16, but with KC loss #Bengals are in the playoffs.
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I don't know whats more awkward. answering dora, or sitting in silence as she stares at you.
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Patsy retweeted
Jake@JakePMata1 Jan 2012
Some rude guy was shooting his gun at 3 in the morning. I nearly dropped his Blue-Ray player climbing out the window.
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Twitter made me love strangers I've never met & Facebook made me hate people I've known all my life.
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I met the neighbors' wife. I think I know what a camel toe is now.
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In the middle east. Pregnant. On a donkey. FML
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Dear Phone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
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Which came first? Everybody Screaming or Nobody listening?
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Blues in E. If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no wife at all.
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Actually, I do have an alibi for being ugly. My lawyer will contact you.
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I hate how Promotional Trendings have commercialized hashtag culture. I also hate that I actually understand that sentence.
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