Divorced, dad to the 3 coolest kids, writer, bartender, traveler, graphic designer, film buff, gleek, Burning Man burner, seeker of happiness & other answers.
Troy, MI
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What kind of Mexican restaurant won't let you order a chicken nachos w/out queso? @qdoba won't. They said I had to get queso or they had to charge me extra for the chips. Does this madness make sense to anyone?
Wanted nachos @qdoba w/ no queso. They told me i had to get it or they charge xtra 4 the chips. Really? Went to @qdoba almost every day this summer. @Qdoba, u owe me an explanation or Chipotle it is. Chipolte lets customers choose their toppings w/out a hassle. @ChipolteTweets
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Chris Wallace just told the Fox News audience of President Biden’s speech: “I have been listening to these inaugural addresses since 1961, John F. Kennedy's 'Ask not.’ I thought this was the best inaugural address I ever heard."
Absolutely. Isn't this guy basically saying: I am firing you because of your disability.
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"If you get fucking anxious again, you'll be fucking fired." This is what a Speedway manager told my son before firing him. Is this how @Speedway managers treats people? Or just the ones that suffer from panic attacks? #EducateYourPeople #MentalIllnessIsReal #PanicAttacksAreReal
Q&A: Michigan unemployment agency answers questions on several issues - WDIV ClickOnDetroit clickondetroit.com/consumer/… via @GoogleNews
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one time i shut myself in my room and listened to linkin park while crying because a girl told me she wouldn't be able to go to with me to the 2005 nickelodeon's kids choice awards if i were to hypothetically win tickets in a sweepstakes i saw in a commercial but never entered
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Raise your hand if you think Trump is guilty as fuck. ✋🏼 #ImpeachmentHearings
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"Have you ever seen another example of foreign aid conditioned on the personal or political interests of the president of the United States?"
William Taylor, top U.S. diplomat in Ukraine: "I have not." abcn.ws/2KjXjHH #ImpeachmentHearings
I thought @redbull was supposed to give u wings. It gave me heartburn. Red Bull gives you heart burn. That should be their slogan.
When RED states FLA & TX get hit by hurricanes, @realDonaldTrump is quick with $$$US National Emergency Funds.$$$
Meanwhile.... THOUSANDS r BURNED ALIVE in Westeros & Trump does nothing!!!
#WTF #POTUS #IronThrone
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Anyone out there saving @Booksmart for another day, consider making that day TODAY. We are getting creamed by the big dogs out there and need your support. Don’t give studios an excuse not to green-light movies made by and about women. 💪❤️💪
Went to
@Arbys , got a free cup of water.
Went to @Wendys , free water. @tacobell cup of water? Sure, no charge.
@McDonalds ? SMALL WATER? That will be $1. WTF McDonald's??? #BoycottMcDonalds
#NeverGoingBack
Just went to @McDonalds and they wanted to charge me $1 for a small cup of water! Are all @McDonalds
doing this? Really?!?! Really @McDonalds?! #BoycottMcDonalds
@McDonaldsCorp
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Drogon didn’t kill Jon because he didn’t blame him for killing Daenerys, he blamed the iron throne. Drogon knew that the iron throne killed his mother, Drogon finished his mother’s wishes and broke the wheel! this scene was heartbreaking😣 #GameOfThrones
GOT SPOILER ALERT
Him: I'll be remembered as the man who killed Jaime Lannister.
Me: Dude, you just fought a one-armed man. ...And lost #GOT #GameOfThrones
Signed @KamalaHarris' petition to protect the Mueller Investigation! action.kamalaharris.org/sign…