And now even the cow has a halo. He’s not taking to it well. Going buck mad #holycow

Halos popping up all over the place here now. This is not peaceful. It’s like the bloody Vegas Strip here #unvarnishednativity #christmas2018

There’s a reason why the word manger is mostly composed of the word anger #thisisnotideal #unvarnishednativity #christmas2018

Kinda thought it’d be a different sort of Tuesday. Maybe sleep in late while @JosephHChrist does the census. Maybe take a bath. Treat myself to a fry. #unvarnishednativity #christmas2018

Hark the herald angels sing. Glory to the new born king. Peace on Earth...CAN YOU ALL SHUT UP. I JUST GOT HIM TO SLEEP! #unvarnishednativity #christmas2018

Don’t worry. It gets better. #livingproof #unvarnishednativity #Christmas2018 #joinin

Just realised the shepherds didn’t bring their flocks. The boss is gonna be raging. Rule number one of shepherding: don’t leave your flocks to follow a star to gawp over a mother and her new born in a cowshed. #worstshepherdsever #unvarnishednativity #JoinIn

Folks, I’m here to chat. Won’t be going anywhere for a while. Apparently need to wait for three wise men bearing gifts. Hopefully they’ll be nappies, wet wipes and nipple cream. Not hopeful though #unvarnishednativity #joinin

Some shepherds have shown up. Of course. Just what’s needed #unvarnishednativity #ChristmasDay

He may have been sent to bring the good news to the poor, tell prisoners that they are prisoners no more, tell blind people that they can see...but right now he’s just discovered he can stick his whole hand in his mouth #ChristmasDay #unvarnishednativity

You’ve got a girl pregnant. Made her give birth in a cow shed. What are you gonna send her?

Away in a manger no crib for a bed, the little lord Jesus no crying he makes. Some serious selective editing here #crycrycry #MerryChristmas2018

It’ll be a nice trip he says. I know the way he says. Let’s follow the star he says. #impregnantgetmeouttahere #ChristmasEve2018

Successfully avoided being rerouted to Knock. Last time I showed up there it caused quite the stir #stirmór #BeastFromTheEast #ei243

.@AerLingus Making a divine intervention. Gatwick saying all flights to Dublin cancelled today, but your website says otherwise. Gatwick offering rerouting to Knock #beentheredonethat #dastory?

Tourists and foreigners you’re in for a treat. The #coldsnap is about to bring on peak Irishness

Rail replacement bus. Urgh Jesus wept. He actually was a very quiet child. Hardly a peep out of him #tilthestigmata

Three worst words for any traveller: rail replacement bus #whygodwhytoday