@patsyjs

I have a move, and I feel like I need to bust it.

 Cincinnati
Joined September 2011
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When you call a woman “a lot” there’s a strong chance you may just be a little
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Trump must stop spreading lies and hatred toward immigrants and minorities. End of discussion.
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Hugs before drugs. After too if you're not busy.
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I was getting odd suggestions on Netflix... Upon reviewing my ratings, I found my 4yo rated all the Power Rangers w/5 stars. Niiiicccee.
Cleaning the house while the kids are home is a sick little joke I like to play on myself sometimes.
Don't listen to those fools. You are sexy! - my blue eyeshadow
"Did you know that the yellow soap in my shower is the number one choice for hospitals? I put it on my scab, twice." -my 6 year old
Boys that wear short sleeved shirts with ties, Don't do that. Please. Well, unless you're a pilot circa 1970. Or if you hate having sex.
Even your serious tweets are funny to me because I read them out loud while doing my impersonation of Christopher Walken
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Want me to turn your shirt inside in? -my 6 year old
I'd hate to be a conservative right now, given the choices. I bet Huckabee is kicking himself for not running.
"You don't really have blonde hair. I know you paint it." ~my 6 year old
If you dont bust out in robot sex moves everytime a car alarm goes off, I cant be friends with you.
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Mom, do you know what you get if you don't wash your butt? A butt cavity, just like your teeth. -my 6 year old. #funny
People who pull on the back of your seat to stand up on a plane/bus are worse than Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Just witnessed a man smile & undress me with his eyes then cringe & hastily throw my clothes back on.
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Interesting fact: 1/2 of all Craigslist killers are from Ohio.
It's not too early to call Iowa for Obama.
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