Quick! Turn on CBS Sunday Morning-Harvey Weinstein is pretending to be Ivana Trump.

Quick! Turn on CBS Sunday Morning-Harvey Weinstein is pretending to be Ivana Trump.

She Micked my Mullvaney while I Sebastioned her Gorka, and we both turned out alt right.

The emporer has no clue. At least, thank god, he has clothes.

Diane Sawyer to Caitlyn Jenner: "Sooooo... how's it hangin'?"

Life saving Tropical Resort advice-don't wear a Depend to the swim-up bar.

Great news for Catholics! On Lenten Fridays you can eat all the Subway Chicken you want.

Nordstrom's overrun with National Guard troops urging shoppers, at gunpoint, to buy Ivanka's Chinese stripper heels for their pre-teens.

"Please Mr. President, I have a headache. Please, don't win so much. This is getting terrible." In his own word salad #trumpwheezer

Yay TRUMP! 10,000 new WalMart jobs! How can we be part of your astounding success-should we start crowdsourcing money for their food stamps?

Donald Trump and Mariah Carey have demonstrated, bravely and beyond doubt, that microphone/earpiece malfunctions can make your ass look fat.

Donald Trump: "I alone can protect America from the Fear I am mongering."

DonaldTrump is the super absorbent tampon of perceived slights.

Hey, you losers! Who wants to come over and discuss the fate of the free world in my Blanket Fort?

Two all-beef parties, salmonella, diabetes, hypertension on a sesame seed bun.