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john o'goats

@klave

who even else's fuckin' opinions would these be

 Cambridge, UK
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Joined December 2008
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liz 🐸@liliests6 Jun 2022
update on my last post, @Airbnb @AirbnbHelp have told @klave again that there has been no violation of their 'nondiscrimation policy'. guess that policy is 'discriminate if you feel like it'. so queer friends, don't use airbnb. #HappyPrideMonth
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composer of carol of the bells: i’ve written a haunting melody for the sopranos altos: what about us? composer: [spitting on them] pretend you’re a bell, you fucking clowns
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Employ me to get your budgetary shit together and I will never tell you to ‘spend less than you earn’ as if that is a fresh new idea for you
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HERE is a hill I may well actually die on. Louder for the people at the back. xitter.cf/mamaghoulette/status/7…
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Log@disappointment25 May 2017
Finally a diet that fits around my lifestyle
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My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream...
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Beth Aitman@bethaitman25 May 2017
This. Don't waste users' time with cutesy messages like this - they're irritating and they just get in the way of resolving the problem. xitter.cf/abbott567/status/86765…
Craig Abbott (@abbott567) profile pictureCraig Abbott@abbott56725 May 2017
Errors shouldn't be witty. Tell users what they need to do to progress. They don't need to be entertained, they need to complete the task.
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ALT A screenshot showing 3 form fields with validation warnings. The warnings are trying to be witty, such as 'Oops, you forgot to pop in your number! Don't be shy.'

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For fucks sake (and why this matters actiononhearingloss.org.uk/s…) xitter.cf/limping_chicken/status…
The Limping Chicken | Deaf Culture, News and Arts (@Limping_Chicken) profile pictureThe Limping Chicken | Deaf Culture, News and Arts@Limping_Chicken24 May 2017
Conservative Party tells Deaf voter that manifesto will not be translated into BSL due to “time constraints” limpingchicken.com/2017/05/2…
Conservative Party says election manifesto will not be translated into BSL due to “time constraints”

Conservative Party says election manifesto will not be translated into BSL due to “time constraints”

A voter has received an email from the Conservative Party telling her that the party will not be translating their manifesto into BSL due to “time constraints.” The email…

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VACANSY: oaff. Must be CLUMSEY. Must bumpp into FURNITUR not just ppl (we cant aford 2 oaffs.) No REMOANRS pls, sory but thats th way it is.
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YU JUST CANT GET THE OAFFS THES DAYS!!!!
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I orderd CLUMSEY oaffs, BUTT th agensy sends NORMLE oaffs & its obveus theyv told em to nock mor stuf over on purpos!! wat a rippof!! #oaffs
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Breitbart said "Black Lives Matter is essentially the Black Panther party reimagined by lesbians with smart phones." ... Sounds dope to me.
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CarpE@ec_bsn15 May 2017
This. #DeafAwarenessWeek just talk normally, face me, & don't cover mouth when talking. Difficulty hearing can be isolating. Simple steps.
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ryan 🚩@ryxnf9 May 2017
labour need to really push on fox hunting - british people will respond way more to animals being needlessly killed than disabled people
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One day I will die of something preventable because of health workers unconscious prejudice. That’s not even a fear, just what will happen.
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Discount for holding multiple birds
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glen wilson@glenglenglen4 Apr 2016
Over Easter the wind blew an 8ft cardboard cut-out of Beyoncé onto the side of the Nunhead to Lewisham line.
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MAY: HOW DARE BRUSSELS INTERFERE WITH THE UK GENERAL ELECTION that is a job for rancid Australian billionaires only.
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The Sandwich Alignment Chart:
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