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Sometimes bread is better

Bristol
Joined May 2009
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Replying to @gideondefoe
some horses are cunts though
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📢 KATAMARI DAMACY OST NOW AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE ON STREAMING PLATFORMS To celebrate the game's 20th anniversary, the Katamari Damacy Original Soundtrack has been released worldwide on music streaming platforms 🎉 Links to the OST below 👇
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Still no Radio 3 series inspired by Benjamin Britten and his Embittered Bittern.
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz331twi
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In this photograph Chris Evans and Laurence Fox have very strong 'German couple who have just checked into an AirB&B in Twickenham because they are going to see Depeche Mode but are 'first looking to have some of the famous British fish and chips!'' energy.
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this is the greatest sports tweet of all time and it's not even close
If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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1/2 Scenes in Bristol today are jaw-dropping. Hundreds have been queuing all day to register with an NHS dentist, & this is the moment PCSOs tell those waiting they'll have to come back tomorrow 📹@PaulGillisphoto All the updates on link here 👇 bristolpost.co.uk/news/healt… earlier..
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Puppets are very funny and cool but whenever I see a comedian with a puppet I assume they’re gonna suck and they almost always do
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doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell
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If you're struggling to get into Jean-Michel Jarre, try banging him sharply on the kitchen worktop or running him under hot water
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welcome to map club the first rule of map cl whats that? no sorry this is not fight club ok see you are here you actually want to be over h
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The ‘new image’ of Wrens using Colossus has appeared in dozens of books over the last several decades. It just took me like 10 seconds to find it in Hinsley & Stripp’s ‘Codebreakers: The inside story of Bletchley Park’ (OUP 1993) bbc.co.uk/news/technology-67…
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Happy John Carpenter Day, the realest man alive
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The iconic labor song “Solidarity Forever” turns 109 years old today. Written in defiance of early 20th-century oppression, it railed against the forces that “would lash us into serfdom” with the abiding counsel that the “union makes us strong.” jacobin.com/2024/01/solidari…
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Election Night 1997.
Following the success of Gladiators, which 90s show would you reboot?
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Ah, shit. Saw somebody post a link to a Waldrop story and hoped it wasn’t for the reason I feared. A big blow. One of my all time favourite writers. The level of favourite where you leave a couple of stories unread so that you’ll never have read everything they wrote.
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