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who even else's fuckin' opinions would these be

Cambridge, UK
Joined December 2008
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life in the dying command centre of a brutal colonial empire with a tragic case of small dog syndrome was always going to be shit
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update on my last post, @Airbnb @AirbnbHelp have told @klave again that there has been no violation of their 'nondiscrimation policy'. guess that policy is 'discriminate if you feel like it'. so queer friends, don't use airbnb. #HappyPrideMonth
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Having a really upsetting experience with @Airbnb_uk. Because the gender that a host felt I presented as doesn't match my given name, they tried to charge me extra for an "unknown guest"; then when that failed they left a review of me encouraging other hosts not to rent to me. 🧵
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Apparently this review doesn't violate @Airbnb_uk's review policies, so they won't remove the review. I guess Airbnb supports transphobia and making their service inaccessible to LGBTQ+ people? #happypridemonth2022
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Continuing to do a writing over at @ljwetherby xitter.cf/ljwetherby/status/1425…
It's been a busy summer for short stories, with 'Homecoming' appearing in the June issue of @FartherFrom and 'A Wizard Comes to Shorehaven' in the August issue of @Metaphorosis farthertrees.files.wordpress… magazine.metaphorosis.com/st…
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composer of carol of the bells: i’ve written a haunting melody for the sopranos altos: what about us? composer: [spitting on them] pretend you’re a bell, you fucking clowns
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More writing happening over at @ljwetherby, this time the kind of wry literary listicle that hasn't been popular as a format for at least five years: nine signs you've accidentally fallen into a Thomas Mann short story xitter.cf/ljwetherby/status/1304…
Recent blog post: nine signs you've accidentally fallen into a Thomas Mann short story ljwetherby.com/nine-signs-yo…
I'm not doing much of a twitter these days but I am certainly doing a writing! Follow @ljwetherby here or on Instagram for more updates. xitter.cf/ljwetherby/status/1301…
My short story 'Here and now' appears in the August issue of the zine This Is Not Where I Belong; more info on the Instagrams (instagram.com/p/CEtpRsSBLpQ/) or you can buy a copy here if you're so inclined (thisisnotwhereishop.bigcarte…) #fiction #zines
find out in this thrilling podcast what I, a person who watches basically no TV, would recommend to someone who wants to know what TV is good wewillfixyou.co.uk/2018/01/1…
c'mon broken people, mama needs problems to make podcast xitter.cf/klave/status/950314320…
whole new year, same old problems? write in to @wewillfixyou and we'll do our best to help
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whole new year, same old problems? write in to @wewillfixyou and we'll do our best to help
if your dining companion's maw and manners are getting you down, we can help wewillfixyou.co.uk/2017/12/1…
our christmas party was lit, there was a hurdy gurdy AND a shawm
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it's hard to find a job when your previous jobs were a big pile of dicks to you wewillfixyou.co.uk/2017/12/0…
surely the endless cyclical earworm is an ohroboros? wewillfixyou.co.uk/2017/10/3…
making stuff is hard and telling anyone you made it is gross, but we're here to help wewillfixyou.co.uk/2017/10/2…
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let's remember this world mental health day that it doesn't matter a toss how much awareness you raise if there aren't any fucking resources
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how to pursue romance with an internet person without irrevocably fucking things up! wewillfixyou.co.uk/2017/10/0…
parental furniture obligations getting you down? we've got the fix wewillfixyou.co.uk/2017/10/0…