Will cover $TSLAQ short @ $0 fly4dat on Threads, Bluesky and Mastodon

Romeo & Juliette Laser Hair Removal Capi…
Joined October 2018
The Executive and Congress accepts your challenge. Think losing ZEV credits was bad? Get ready for every agency of the Federal government to make a house call.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk30 Jun 2025
Every member of Congress who campaigned on reducing government spending and then immediately voted for the biggest debt increase in history should hang their head in shame! And they will lose their primary next year if it is the last thing I do on this Earth.
2
3
16
1,349
$TSLAQ Q1 Income from operations was $399m. Accrual manipulations from these three accounts: Sales Type Leasing ($193m), Warranties ($116m) and Depreciation ($163m) were $472m. They allowed the company to report a profitable quarter. Behold the power of Luca Pacioli.
13
15
1
87
6,804
Breaking: $TSLA extends 0% financing in China on Model 3 to end of January on certain variants. Model Y plus 10,000 bonus also now on site with no listed expiration date. @Tslachan @JCOviedo6 @bgrahamdisciple @TroyTeslike @squawksquare @fly4dat @BradMunchen @GordonJohnson19
4
6
2
32
17,384
Remember the $TSLA whistleblower Lukasz Krupski? He has a GoFundMe up now, gofund.me/cf7b67ed Please do join me in supporting him!
Today's HandelsBlatt article about $TSLA whistleblower Lukasz Krupski is too important to just leave it up to the perseverance of each $TSLAQ member to find it. So here is a good-enough English translation of the entire text, 17 screenshots: 1-4:
8
12
26
4,331
After 2 weeks, over 1000 people have responded. More in the video (English subtitles can be set): youtube.com/watch?v=qvFlyKSY… @BradMunchen @Factschaser @JCOviedo6 @jurabilis @StanphylCap @fly4dat @CallerNaked @robinivski @tslaqtwin
1
1
1
9
1,419
$TSLA over half a million 3DTE ATM calls traded today. $NVDA 700k+ but stock is 2x cheaper so it's less money on a notional basis. Crazy stuff. Please find another stonk with this kind of trading activity in front week calls, every. single. day. I'll wait. $TSLAQ
$TSLA call buying program 220C 222.5C 225C (heavy 225C) 227.5C 230C straight after the open, gotta have this momo going into the 10/10 robotaxi event!
4
8
3
47
5,476
fly4dat retweeted
LOL
Elon Musk
@elonmusk5 Apr 2024
Tesla Robotaxi unveil on 8/8
10
5
44
4,397
Maduro Futures
CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — US government recognizes Venezuelan opposition candidate Edmundo González as presidential election winner.
1
3
13
4,290
$TSLA reported 0.52 EPS vs 0.60 EPS est. This like what... a 3 year low in earnings if we ignore last quarter? Wow, so much growth. But hey, forget about the 20m cars per year and all that, it's all about the robot now! The robot is coming! Just wait, you'll see! $TSLAQ
$TSLA $TSLAQ they say that a picture is worth a thousand words, so here's my summary of today's conf call. #FSDBeta #Teslanos
6
1
39
4,129
Remember the Handelsblatt $TSLA files? Regulators did not seem to care for the data much, and Lukasz was left severely exposed. I am sure $TSLA and its army of hardcore lawyers offered him money, but he seems to have battled on and obtained whistleblower status in Norway! 1/2
2
10
53
9,931
fly4dat retweeted
Replying to @ChuckCook
There Is No Robotaxi
6
1
55
2,507
100% agree. Biden should pull the plug on EV tax credits.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk8 Jul 2024
Government spending is bankrupting America
56
24
1
258
30,354
Dear Jim Farley, Tell NHTSA to "GFY" & it'll all be okay. $TSLA
*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaone11 Apr 2024
$F ❖ US AUTO SAFETY AGENCY OPENS PROBE INTO FORD MACH-E FATAL CRASH IN PENNSYLVANIA WHERE ADVANCED DRIVER ASSISTANCE SYSTEM SUSPECTED OF USE
4
7
38
5,757
LOL, Reuters has the internal communications showing the project has been canned. $TSLA
Elon Musk
@elonmusk5 Apr 2024
Replying to @zerohedge
Reuters is lying (again)
32
21
3
154
23,278
We all knew this was coming of course. My money is on Reuters.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk5 Apr 2024
Replying to @zerohedge
Reuters is lying (again)
6
8
59
4,197
"We cut the value of $TSLA's automotive division to "zero," but maintain our price target as we increase the value of all the NON-EXISTENT "businesses" to compensate!"
How will Jonas spin this 💩?
6
11
99
7,197
1. Yes it’s still operating 2. Before the 75% staff cut, this business generated ~$5B in revenue. After the cut it is likely to generate ~$2.5B 3. The savings from the firings are likely around $1-$1.5B Save $1.5 to lose $2.5 (at least the short term!) Copy at your own risk
It’s time to acknowledge that 75% of Twitter’s staff were laid off and this thing is still running
204
499
68
5,728
1,560,889
fly4dat retweeted
I have to look up the definition of what an appreciating asset is again.
Breaking: For the first time in $TSLA history, the CarGurus used Tesla Index is under $37,000. The index is nearly $31,000 off its peak, a decline of 45.56%.
11
8
66
6,918