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We must not look at Goblin men. We mustn't buy their fruit. Who knows upon what soil they fed their hungry thirsty root

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Joined May 2013
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“Peter Peter pumpkin-bomb eater. Had a girl but couldn’t keep her. Put her where the goblins dwell and wonders why things went hell.”
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“I am merely commenting on how very crass he is.”
"Sorry, I didn't realise you had dibs on pumpkin throwing. I'll let Jack-O'-Lantern and the Headless Horseman know that you've trademarked it. Wouldn't be a surprise, you do it with everything else."
“That’s my point boy. Running around with pumpkins like no pumpkin tossing madmen ever entered his life.”
"Yeaaaah, I'm pretty sure the only insane sick man around here is you, Norman. You should /really/ check out psychiatric therapy, I hear they've come on leaps and bounds."
“Not as poor taste as running around declaring yourself the symbol of a man you destroyed. The symbol of a sick man’s ruined sanity.”
"Pretty much the worst taste, yeah."
“Oh, god, you sound like Harry. I need a better son.”
"Please. Mr. Pumpkin was my father."
“And I thought I had poor taste, Mr. Pumpkin.”
"Crap, I'm in trouble."
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// to whomever is replying/mentioning me, I can’t see anything currently. My most sincere apologies.
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A crate of weapons arrives at @fateshinge’s apartment. The attached card has only a pumpkin as a signature.
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A bouquet of black roses arrives for @KissedByASpider. There is no card or signature attached
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“My dear girl, it says far more about you that you can’t see beyond the mask than it does the others who can. /This/ Peter Parker is the furthest thing from Spider-Man too.”
People who think I should just be dating a Peter Parker from another world never take the time to actually find out who /my/ Peter Parker was. Or who he was to me.
#FF Check em' out! @ShrewdGreen @GamoraLittle @Ultimate_Goblin @MBBloodSpider @PyrusTelepath @ConnectedHeart0 @Agent52528259 @xCoIossus @BlackCatTAS @FifthWhiteTiger @enviousshade @RussianPoison @RavensEmpathy @AgentGalaga @TheFeralLaura
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“Hmm. Even a pawn so blatantly foolish can have its uses, especially in the hands of a master.”
“Have done aught but fret over it? Where’s my army? Where’s the kingdom?” xitter.cf/ultimate_goblin/status…
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“Oh, thanks be to whatever ruling there may be, YOU KNOW MY PAIN. The boy is useless. Why couldn’t he have been good enough to run down his mother’s leg instead?” xitter.cf/ultimate_goblin/status…
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🎼George Washington Bridge, George Washington Washington Bridge 🎼
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“Maybe she should be a goblin instead.” xitter.cf/properjess/status/1016…
@ThwipthatThwip “Listen to me, you tiny basement dwelling cretin, you’re in that suit and that means something so you goddamn well better earn it to take it off. Right now I’m wholly convinced you’re some second rate clone of yourself. Get your shit together friend.”
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“We are going to have so much fun together.” xitter.cf/ultimate_goblin/status…
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