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The Ultimate Spider-Man. Trained by SHIELD, breaks the fourth wall, and still can't drive legally. I dish out justice and wisdom between banter. #SpiderMan

(Earth-12041) & Everywhere
Joined January 2013
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"It took me a while to realize it, but I couldn't have become the Ultimate Spider-Man, until I learned how to be the Ultimate Peter Parker." - Earth-12041 (I'm the fun one!) - Crossover/OC Friendly - No Lewd/Ships
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At parties (that I'm often times not invited to in the first place) like..
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"This one's for the bots in my inbox."
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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 ‘𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧’ 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ — ⊗ — ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑳𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑬 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ #XMenRP | #MarvelRP | #MVRP ᅠ ᅠ xitter.cf/i/events/1536662137116…
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"The female winged avenger of the night I am Batgirl but normally your mild manner student: Barbara Gordon if only daddy saw his little girl now." Batman the Animated Series telling for Barbara Gordon/Batgirl and partner of Catwoman Crossover friendly for DC/Marvel RP
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"Can you believe there are still nut jobs out there that believe the earth is flat? Intellectually speaking that should be a crime. Punishment? Back to school with them."
"I Googled 'Do Zombies Poop?' And learned a little something."
🎶 𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈 𝘼𝙇𝙇 '𝘾𝘼𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙊𝙈! 🎶 | MV and OC Friendly / Mature Themes (just no lewd or taboo) / He's 18 in this portrayal / Ships: Chem / Independent Portrayal that relies on own headcanons | #NickRP + #MVRP
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"Is he really fighting that guy? Oof. I wanna help but this new Ninja Turtles game isn't going to play itself."
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"I could really use a perfectly timed commercial break right about now."
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐤𝐚. 𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐘𝐉 & 𝐓𝐓 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 xitter.cf/i/events/1530372096958…
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"I bet Iron Man never has to worry about spilling hot coffee on himself. It burns."
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"Yeah.. and like food too mostly. But yeah. Not exactly wrong."
"Can you believe there are people out here that don't like potatoes?!"
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"Clyde has always been my favorite ghost."
"Listen, don't make me go off script."
"Clyde has always been my favorite ghost."
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"Just walk a day in my shoes, in your dreams."