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𝕺𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐒 πŒπŽπ‘π„ πƒπ„π•πˆπ‹π’ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐕𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐀𝐍.

NEW YORK (EARTH-26496).
Joined July 2018
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β€·α΄©Κ€α΄‡κœ±α΄œα΄α΄‡ ɴᴏᴛ α΄›Κœα΄€α΄› Ιͺ ᴀᴍ α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ Ιͺ α΄‘α΄€κœ±, [ spectacular spider-man harry osborn earth-26496, portrayed by #ΰΉ“Ρ”Π³Ο‚ΰΉ€ ] α΄›Κœα΄€α΄› Ιͺ Κœα΄€α΄ α΄‡ α΄›α΄œΚ€Ι΄α΄‡α΄… α΄€α΄‘α΄€y ᴍy κœ°α΄Κ€α΄α΄‡Κ€ κœ±α΄‡ΚŸκœ°.‴
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HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE VALENTINE’S DAY!
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re-decorating the rocket launcher. . .
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Clanking two inactive bombs together.
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/x I FIND OUT THAT ALAN RACHINS DIED??
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Ugh. Who wears bowties anymore? ( That’s trueβ€”he’s probably not the worst Norman out there. ) I’ve changed.
Really. You should wear bowties again. Remember those? [Perhaps he'll never be normal, but he can be not the worst.] Yes, it is. My son. What happened to you?
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Of course. ( Trying? He’s probably been trying for too long. ) It’s not Harry, Dad.
No. I mean, I don't like the costume. [Don't know if he's /normal/ yet, but he's.. trying.] I'm not calling you that. Eugh.
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. . .Damn, do I look terrible or something? ( Realizing that this is Normal Norman. Still messing with his multiversal father as always for some reason, ) Didn’t we go over this before? It’s KINDRED.
[SCREAMS.] No..Nooo, please, I was doing good!! Leave me alone!! [Realizes. Multiverse, not hallucination his mind conjured to torture him. Clears his throat. Um, awkward.] ..Hi, Harry.
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It’s gonna get more festive! Of course, you wouldn’t agree with my methods.
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HALLOWEEN!! MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR.
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/x HI IM BACK WITH MY FIRST EVER EDIT??
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Of course it’s you. It’s always gonna be you.
I don't know if such a world exists. That sounds like me. Or me before I got shot.
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Yeah. I’m from a world where you end up being the best father of the year and you and Spider-Man bond over your differencesβ€”NOT! You were only proud of me when I finally did things myself.
Yes, he did.. You're from another world, aren't you? You're not the Green Goblin. You were trying to be, but it was always me. And Kindred, that was the clone.
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❝You’re not cool, you’re annoying.❞ He chucks another one at him, activating it this time. However, the joy of trying to squish a spider doesn’t show up on his face.
β€œWoah, hey, only crime I'm guilty of is being way too cool.” His mask remains firmly placed on his face as he rapidly disassembles the deactivated pumpkin bomb. One down, who knows how many to go, as the pieces fall to the floor.
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❝You know I’m not gonna surrender, right? That’s highway robbery, too!❞ He does, however, take off the mask. It’s enough that people see that Harry is just as crazy as the Green Goblin was. ❝You’re always in the way of /something/.❞
β€œ...you'd be surprised...” A web shot out, gripping the bomb and dragging it to Peter. β€œEven picked up a few tricks. Take of the mask and surrender and maybe I won't have to show 'em to ya.”
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❝Causing chaos as usual,❞ he’s tossing that inactive bomb up and down, thinking. ❝I don’t suppose you did anything fun on your little vacation. . .it’s space!❞
β€œHey, just cuz I took a vacation doesn't mean I migrated, Junior.” He sighs, dropping from the ceiling. β€œWhat are you doing, Hare?”
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You understand that Harry died a long time ago, right? Keep up with the times. It’s whatever people call me these daysβ€”The Goblin, Kindredβ€”whatever it is.
I thought my meds weren't working. You're too young to be my Harry. It made sense if you were a hallucination, play on my failure in raising you. Please stop trying to kill Peter. You're going to die.
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❝It’s not old, it’s still the same!❞ He almost, a l m o s t throws a pumpkin bomb at himβ€”but he goes against it, sighing. ❝. . .I thought your little buggy self went off to space. What brought you all the way back here?❞
From the ceiling, an all too familiar voice. β€œReally, Pumpkinhead? This old schtick again?” Wasn't Spidey supposed to be off-planet? What's he doing here?
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