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@ASM_SpiderMan

We're not just our failures. As much as they hurt, we learn from them. Then we go out there and do our best to make up for them.

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Joined December 2011
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//Not really a fan of how "Larping" is being used as an insult. I understand the connection between it and using it to describe someone "pretending to be something they're not" but it's like punching down on a whole community of people who've done nothing to deserve that stigma.
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Boyfriend, Chipotle, and whatever the heck a "TKCCWQOPNK" is.
☆ (@heykizuna) profile picture☆
@heykizunaAug 16
the first 3 words u see will define ur August 😭😭😭
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I need to make a very awkward phone call.
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"Yes, I believe that's the point."
Lyra (@Lyracutevibes) profile pictureLyra
@LyracutevibesAug 16
Your Ex sends you a text "you'll never find anyone like me". your response would be ?
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Rodger Sherman@rodgerJun 16
Wemby sitting at home, just trying to watch the France game, just got up and threw an elbow at the TV
FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) profile pictureFOX Soccer
@FOXSoccerJun 16
The 2026 NBA Champion New York Knicks are here for France vs Senegal 🏀
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//This is actually why I didn't get home until almost 3 in the morning. I went out with my girlfriend to see Hadestown and we got out right at the start of the 4th. Stopped by a bar to watch from outside and we were swept into Times Square.
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Knickanator (@Knickanator_) profile pictureKnickanator
@Knickanator_Jun 14
I took the subway yesterday. For the first time in years. #AlwaysKnicks
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Danhausen
@DanhausenADJun 14
Danhausen stronger than Darth Vader confirmed.
San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) profile pictureSan Antonio Spurs
@spursJun 14
The Force is with us tonight (and so is Anakin!) Hayden Christensen is in the building tonight ✨
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Stephanie ॐ
@StephBKNYJun 14
In Mamdani’s NYC, we’re all family, don’t believe the lies
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She's wrecked bigger things for less.
FELICIA. (@ThievishClaws) profile pictureFELICIA.@ThievishClawsJun 10
Also, I do brake for critters. Even if the mob is after me. Anyone saying otherwise doesn’t know me at all. I’d total a car first.
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NEW YORK KNICKS
@nyknicksJun 11
THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.
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It was like swinging over a collective sigh of relief. #KnicksInFive
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Of course. Gotta protect the golden boy. Heaven forbid he miss a single game.
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReportJun 10
Wemby's shove on Jalen Brunson in Game 3 will not be upgraded to a flagrant foul, the NBA announced
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My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My cream cheese chive Knicks in five
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They really let this guy do anything huh?
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When we needed you the most... @DanhausenAD
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He has the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST thing...
EliteRockerz 𝕏 (@EliteClubS0B) profile pictureEliteRockerz 𝕏
@EliteClubS0BJun 8
Danhausen is expected to be in attendance tonight for Game 3 of the NBA Finals between the New York Knicks and San Antonio Spurs. (PWInsider)
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ChanMan
@ChandranTheManJun 8
Danhausen's curse record is becoming absurd. 😂 - Dominik Mysterio got cursed... lost the IC Title. - The Miz got cursed.... suffered months of losses, pyro failures, equipment malfunctions, and nonstop bad luck. - Kit Wilson got cursed... lost to Danhausen, lost to Jelly Roll. - The Cleveland Cavaliers got cursed..... eliminated from the playoffs. - The Carolina Hurricanes got cursed... blew a chance to tie the Stanley Cup Final and lost in double overtime. Meanwhile, Danhausen "uncursed" the Knicks and they went on a playoff run. The wrestling curses are one thing because they're part of the show... but the sports teams getting cursed and then immediately falling apart is starting to make me believe this man might actually have powers. 😂
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I'd better hear the booing from Parkchester, is all I'm saying.
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everyone coming to NYC for game 3
Chi Ossé (@OsseChi) profile pictureChi Ossé@OsseChiJun 7
Dolphins under the Verrazano seen from @NYCferry
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Elmo vs Danhausen at SummerSlam. Book it Triple H. Don't be a coward.
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