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The Snarky Spider. REALLY, I’m not very nice. 🎶Stranded with this bitch called hope🎶 TeamSad’s dedicated HulkHandler //possible triggers for abuse&terminology

Joined November 2011
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// Notes from behind the 🕷💃 1) Mostly ignores Hopeless canon. No Gerry. No Roger 2)semi-retired from SWORD 3)Former Avenger 4)faked her death + is in hiding 5) Slightly AU to current Hulk canon For a Jess with Gerry (still no Roger) I have @SpiderMumJess who is also available
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 15 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 15 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 15 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).
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//and here’s me not working. Ugh.//
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// that same nasty little group of losers that like to pretend they’re more than five strong are still out there actively chasing people off accounts. I’ll be posting UNs here later once I’m able to collect as many as I can.
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//for now know that if a ‘bunch’ of b or c tier characters are harassing you or someone you know it’s only like four or five people and they are cruel and unkind without warrant and beyond belief. Don’t let them get to you friends
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 15 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).
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//my Jess is currently benched but this about sums her up except that she never gets credit. Every day her feet hit the ground and she’s not a supervillain she’s beating her own brain, and she’s a damn HERO think about that//
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//I named my daughter Nyah. I struggled with the spelling as I didn’t want people to pronounce it Knee-uh. //
What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name?
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“Both, definitely both but meant the first bit.”
"Because they don't lie or because they're pretty?"
“Funny, went green myself for the same reason.”
"...I'm just gonna get a little bonsai. At least they don't lie to me."
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“They’ve a vascular system do not entirely.”
"So are we...wasting water watering them?"
“S’jumped up moss, more or less, no seeds or flowers.”
"Wait, hold on, if a fern isn't a plant then what even is it? And why do people like them so much?"
“I’m fairly certain a fern could outsmart you and s’not even a proper plant.”
"...You didn't mean the little bonsai, did you? I'm way smarter than a bonsai! And a fern!"
“Groot s’not an actual tree.”
"Groot knows a /lot/ about inter-dimensional travel, you know."
“Yes, but then so is a tree.”
"He's way smarter than me and it gets me all kinds of bamboozled."
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“Just for the record I strongly recommend against doing this as it was all I could do to avoid getting flattened before help finally arrived
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