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Translator. Mom. Doggerel and pony show. Proprietor of the Bee & Rose. Mefite. @drlith@mastodon.social, @drlith on TikTok

Joined April 2009
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Every Sunday, HBO airs an incredibly tender and funny TV series about people dealing with grief, the contemporary American social landscape, and ambivalence about their aging parents. The show is called SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE.
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my ball rolled under the couch. and i cannot reach it. the human has been informed of the issue. and reminded. that my problems. are their problems
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TL cleanse. A crow gets brushed and then grabs the brush and asks to get brushed more ☺️
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Today Elon took my Blue Tick away. As an experiment to see if my reach has been affected, can you please do me a favour?🙏 If you follow me, and you see this tweet, can you please retweet it.♥️ To make it worth sharing, here's my photo of a rare Black Redstart after a fly🐦
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One day you’re young and clueless and the next you’re standing in the front yard nodding at the rain mumbling “we needed this.”
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I took part in the survey for this study!! So grateful for these researchers (also for the vaccine itself of course...studying this is still important regardless!). washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
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Glad you asked! We were eradicated from Massachusetts in 1851 but in the 1970s, wildlife biologists launched one of the most successful conservation programs in Massachusetts history. massaudubon.org/learn/nature…
which one of you brilliant jokesters released all of these turkeys into Boston. Every time I see one I give a hearty chuckle
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Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵
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AY. WE NEED YOU TO SEND YOUR KIDS TO OUR YOUTH CAMP. WE WILL WATCH THEM FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK - FOR FREE - AND TRY TO RETURN THEM THE LEAST SUNBURNED AS POSSIBLE. (NO PROMISES). THEY MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING THO. YOU COULD HAVE AN EMPTY HOME. HERE IS THE APP: ow.ly/uk4B50NJl4L
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Remembering Clarence “Gatemouth” Brown, born 99 years ago this month in Vinton, Louisiana and Roy Clark, born 90 years ago today in Meherrin, Virginia. Here they are playing “Take the ‘A’ Train” with a solo by lap steel guitarist Cal Freeman in the 1970s.
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Blue hour and golden hour in the Appalachian Mountains
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Food Crime Weekly: Old El Paso French Taco Le Kit foodcrime.substack.com/p/old…
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Ugly frog appreciation 🐸💚🧵 #WorldFrogDay My first uggo is Breviceps fuscus, the black rain frog which got internet famous for looking like a sad avocado. These burrowing orbs don't have a tadpole stage and hatch as froglets. Close relative B. macrops went viral for cuteness
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He gets us. 👹🔥❤️
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We had a couch delivered yesterday & one of the delivery guys caught sight of our bookshelf with titles like "When sex isn't good," & "Male Sexual Dysfunction," & my husband exclaimed, "my wife is a urologist!" & the guy looked at him like "yeah sure..." & I was dying.
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I hope you’ll keep an eye out for my next article in @independentaus tomorrow afternoon - I’ll be discussing issues with using shaming language in regards to food, & food positivity ❤️
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Would you believe that egg prices are higher because a giant company decided they could make more profit by raising prices and blaming "bird flu" and "inflation" rather than anything to do with bird flu or anything else vice.com/en/article/qjkydd/w…
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I ordered a German book, and it infected the interlibrary loan system with umlauts.
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