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Translator. Mom. Doggerel and pony show. Proprietor of the Bee & Rose. Mefite. @drlith@mastodon.social, @drlith on TikTok

Joined April 2009
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"With memes, as in perhaps no other art since Eisenstein’s Battleship Potemkin..."
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Is there anyone left who wants to break up with X?
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I have another blessing to bestow if any of my mutuals wants to be an ex-Xer.
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I have another blessing to bestow if any of my mutuals wants one.
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Jesus Fucken Christ I'm sorry about your cat but I don't know Thomas, I don't follow Thomas, don't have friends who are following Thomas and this IS NOT SOMETHING YOU JUST DROP IN PEOPLE'S NOTIFICATIONS MERELY BECAUSE IT'S GETTING TRACTION.
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stone cold
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Who's got 4 legs and popped off a 21' 3" jump in her first round of competition this weekend, smashing her old PR by more than 3 feet?
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Every Sunday, HBO airs an incredibly tender and funny TV series about people dealing with grief, the contemporary American social landscape, and ambivalence about their aging parents. The show is called SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE.
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my ball rolled under the couch. and i cannot reach it. the human has been informed of the issue. and reminded. that my problems. are their problems
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TL cleanse. A crow gets brushed and then grabs the brush and asks to get brushed more ☺️
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The tiger She destroyed her kitchen Yes YES The cabinets are out
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sweet spring is your time is my time is our time for springtime is lovetime and viva sweet love
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Locust blossom fritters. SO GOOD Y'ALL. Some people like them on salads but I don't love the raw planty taste, but fried up in a little eggy batter? And so easy to gather if you have a black locust tree with low-hanging branches.
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You're a decorated military v leader who excels in fast-paced, high operational tempo environments with zero degradation to performance. I am a freelance translator in a pony hat. We are not the same.
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Triumphal success or horrible mistake? The jury is still out!
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Kids, don't cut your own hair with $20 Aldi dog clippers.
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The woods are calling, and I must go...
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