@gomichild

CHEF. Food. 📷 Author. Citizen Journo. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. VanDoll. Cybersecurity Enthusiast. Cook Tease. Difficult woman. Asapiophobe.

 Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
skool.com/food-cooking-2213
Joined June 2007
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Right next phase in the tumultuous ramshackle journey that is my culinary career - we go to Skool skool.com/food-cooking-2213
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Look mate, I'm literally holding a rotating saw blade on a stick. I'm not interested in the gardening business you are maybe thinking about starting. If I could afford a gardener for this borked garden 15 years overdue for a decent landscaping I wouldn't be here slashing away
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cursing under my breath. Now fuck off and let me get on with it. Not even safe from annoying people in my own front yard today. Beginning to sound like @de32344 😂😂
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Ok two young boys (well within riding on footpath age) just thanked me for letting them pass me on their bicycles - might make it home with slapping anyone.
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FFS lady your oodle just jumped on and tried to attack Memphis AND then snapped at a big friendly dog and all you can say to me is that he’s protective of his ball? Maybe then don’t give the dog the ball at the dog park and it won’t attack all the dogs you stupid bitch.
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Memphis is OK and just as sassy as ever thank fuck.
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(She wasn’t throwing the ball btw - she just let the dog carry it in his mouth. And attack other dogs because of it. People are stupid.)
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34,970 comments X mooqz Too much butter, Wrong pan used. Didn't cook the Steak well enough, Poor choice of toppings You should also never smack a steak like that 1d Reply 21.4K Gordon Ramsay Ok Gordon Ramsay 1d Reply • Creator 47.0K View 760 replies v

ALT 34,970 comments X mooqz Too much butter, Wrong pan used. Didn't cook the Steak well enough, Poor choice of toppings You should also never smack a steak like that 1d Reply 21.4K Gordon Ramsay Ok Gordon Ramsay 1d Reply • Creator 47.0K View 760 replies v

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Bit of a rough day at the dog park but he’s still a happy sassy chap ❤️ #MemphisTheMalshi
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Just heard an acquaintance is in hospital waiting for plastic surgery because he sliced his hand open doing the knife in avocado pit hit & twist trick, so a good reminder to DON’T DO THAT JUST USE A DAMN SPOON TO GENTLY SCOOP THE PIT OUT IT WORKS JUST AS WELL & SAFER. 🥑
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It happens thousands of times a year and the term for it is Avocado Hand - so if you don’t want to have to go around telling everyone you have something stupid called Avocado Hand - ditch the knife whack method.
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Did Jens pen this PSA for nothing?! youtu.be/Ru8Ci1hehCY?si=XDEJ…

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Now another bitch just pushed the smallest floofiest friendliest pup (Memphis) away from her with her dog’s throwing stick. You are in the DOG PARK. Other dogs come up for pats. I think we need to leave the park before I slap someone & never come at this time of day again.
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New much larger cat pen with DOUBLE STRENGTH MESH being delivered at some point - Operation Stray Cat Rescue is back ON tonight.
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I’m only required if we end up in a multiple kitty situation.
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Plot twist: there has been an escape from the pet pen into the workshop. Where there are about a million places to hide 🫣 JFC
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But they have food and water and shelter at least while we work out a new plan.
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So I have had cats before, despite seeming to be a dog only person. I had a cat in Japan named Kimutaku after the idol.
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He spent months in quarantine until finally he was allowed to go live with my Dad & Stepmother. He settled into their household well. He developed an obsession with olives & grew to the size of a small panther. And then when my Dad became ill with cancer - he never left his
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side. Through the long nights he would sit next to my Dad, comforting him & listening. I never regret the cost & effort of making that happen. I never take on a pet without knowing that I become their everything & need to live up to that.
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