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bmac

@bmacmachine

I got a Pittsburgh face with a Uniontown booty.

Joined November 2010
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Airport customs: “do you have anything to declare?” 1940’s southern Belle: “Why yes I most certainly do”
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JUSTIN JEFFERSON CATCH OF THE CENTURY.
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Imagine being so racist that you complain about the top half of a mermaid
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Oh my goodness watch this
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slick@dlicj20 Nov 2013
At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
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Who needs cheap insulin as long as we have affordable health insurance with full coverage *checks notes* Well fuck
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You ask me, McDonald's isn't utilizing Grimace properly anymore. When was the last time he had a key role? You have a stud on your team, you find a way to get him the goddamn ball.
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It's not the doors. It's not mental health issues. It's not video games or Godlessness or fatherlessness. It's not porn. It's the guns. It's the guns. It's the guns. It. Is. The. Guns.
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as a lifelong democrat i find the "I did that!" gas pump stickers deeply offensive. biden has never done something
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If 19 armed police inside PLUS 150 police outside, were afraid to engage ONE 18 year-old with an AR-15, the only solution is to ban AR-15 style rifles, period!
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Imagine being the former President of the United States and dancing at a rally for gun nuts just days after little children were gunned down. IMAGINE APPLAUDING THAT SHIT.
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Before we return to framing gun violence as a public health crisis, we should consider how the US actually responds to public health crises.
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for real though, imagine looking at a human child and a gun, and siding with the gun
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*attempting a power move at a business lunch* "Actually I'll have the soup of the YEAR. In fact upgrade everyone's soup, on me."
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YOU: May the 4th be with you lol ME: *while 360° dunking basketball* shut the fuck up nerd
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March 2008 Gas: $3.23 a gallon Oil: $104.54 a barrel March 2022 Gas: $4.32 a gallon Oil: $95.75 a barrel Don't cite inflation. Cite the damn corporate greed.
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– at Boston, MA
Tom Brady (@TomBrady) profile pictureTom Brady
@TomBrady13 Mar 2022
These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG
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Skoog@Skoog11 Mar 2022
i feel like gatorade has coca-cola vibes despite being a pepsi product and powerade has pepsi vibes despite being a coca-cola one. i am very fun to have a conversation with.
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I’m only buying regular nesting dolls from here on out.
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ret@rad_milk3 Mar 2022
if you think god works in mysterious ways you should see me at work. everybody’s like wtf is he doing
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