this is shaping up to be the best day on Twitter since he got Covid, and in the long term, will probably be the second best day on Twitter of all time
once every few weeks someone will come forward like ‘one of my children has been fathered by elon musk, but I won’t reveal which one’ and they’re called Tyler, Olivia, and Windows XP
I need everyone to look at the dog who is sitting next to me on the train into London today. 2.5 hours next to this absolute gentleman. Best commute ever





















