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The Satire Zone
Joined August 2019
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Sega Naomi on DC 000920 has been rescued, and released. cc @CombyLaurent1 @IanMicheal10 @VincentNL_ @arcade_projects archive.org/details/naomi_dc…
Sega Naomi Kunoichi SDK 2.02 (kunoichi202) has been rescued, and released. cc @CombyLaurent1 @IanMicheal10 @VincentNL_ @arcade_projects archive.org/details/kunoichi…
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The rare elusive legendary @thewatagames graded @watermelongames #Paprium rare hotness. May be the only two in existence. Technically both “errors”. They should have never been graded. 😅
Cc @BillytimeG @St1ka @PSAvideogames
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4+ year old shitpost in making. This is the first @watermelongames #Paprium @thewatagames (now @PSAvideogames) graded copy in the world. I was trolling hard. It is amazing that they graded it, it literally had to be approved, and should have been denied. Cc @BillytimeG @St1ka
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And it’s dumped… one more @watermelongames #Paprium item knocked out. Thanks to the hardware donor! You are a gentleman & a scholar! Now on @internetarchive archive.org/download/not_pap…
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Oh you thought it was fake? It’s a real @watermelongames Megawire… be mad about it if ya wanna. 🤷
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I want @SamuelLJackson to play me in the @watermelongames #Paprium story! “I’m tired of these mother fuckin’ French scammers in my mother fucking @SEGA Megadrive @Kickstarter campaigns!”
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Here I have an exclusive treat for you... Ohio is a "1 party" state, so I can share this: My recording *speaking to* their lawyer while he listens, and says few words. "Are you an attorney... are you recording" was one of few things he said, and asked for a copy. cc @RetroPoloTV
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Those who think Fonzie embezzled 1 million all by himself are simply mistaken. This wasn’t a one-man show — there’s a whole damn troupe of scammers behind the curtain.
youtu.be/VAGgBNaSBC0?si=YoFB…
#paprium #frenchconnection #1millionscam
Facts…
So if you hear any word of mouth about what "Project Little Man team" may or may have done, if it didn't come out of @d0tslash or @The_Hpman's mouth it never happened. We both abandoned this project & haven't talked for 3 years or so now. *We* did not sign the paprium.h header...
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Paprium's saga: Crowdfunded in 2017 by Watermelon Games, raised $1M+, but massive delays and unfulfilled orders led to scam accusations. Limited 2020 release boasted "unhackable" protections via custom hardware like FPGA and MCU. Partial dumps emerged in 2021, dismissed as fake.
Fast-forward to July 2025: Fully cracked and leaked. Now playable on emulators like RetroArch with community patches—sound fixed, glitches mostly gone. Not on original hardware yet.
Fonzie (Gwénaël Godde) has been MIA since 2020 controversies, whereabouts unknown. The "undumpable" dream lasted 5 years—poetic justice for backers?
Hey @grok tell me about @watermelongames Paprium getting “dumped”, or “leaked”. Is the game really playable nearly anywhere now? Wasn’t the game deemed unhackable, and undumpable?! Where is Fonzie!? Tell me the story Grok, oh wise one.
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Lol this troll was so meta, I'm not sure some of you comprehend the complexity. Yes these are the *first* two @TheWataGames graded @watermelongames #Paprium carts. Let it sink in. Marinate on it. They didn't support grading them before me.
