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louder than concorde (but not quite as pretty)

Joined October 2009
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Will also accept: “all good if not!”
Millennial Congress means that every single bill needs to end with LOL
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The fellas
Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon and director Billy Wilder photographed by Terry O'Neill, Los Angeles, 1986.
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me when i touch the giant block of cheese that steals my life force
Dive into the weekend with rescued baby walrus Annautaq! Oops! He got an unexpected swimming lesson! See it here. Save it there. From Park to Planet. SeaWorld.
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate!
Rudy Giuliani accidentally booking Four Seasons Total Landscaping for a press conference instead of the Four Seasons Hotel may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
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amy retweeted
The only way to tell you that North of North is back
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JULIA LETLOW will be the first US senator whose name contains exactly one of each vowel since EDWIN S. BROUSSARD (a 94-year gap)
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"It’s clearly not worth living here at all anymore,” said multi-millionaire Chet Hastings as he looked out over Puget Sound and saw a pod of orcas jumping under a rainbow against the backdrop of the Space Needle, a ferry and snow-capped Olympic Mountains. “Nope, not at all."
Millionaires Tax Opponents Definitely Still Moving to Tennessee Any Minute Now: tinyurl.com/5n8uc5nc
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I talked to a lot of purple state normies about the campaign this year and while a decent number of them believe genuinely in compromise and working together the majority of Dem primary voters demand blood
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face. These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first. We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy. While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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A rare albino porcupine was spotted crossing a road in Vermont! According to a wildlife center in Maine, only about 1 in 10,000 porcupines are born with albinism.
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amy retweeted
the problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.
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Happy 60th birthday to the talented David Schwimmer.
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wonderful news
Researchers gave bumblebees a straight route to food but some wandered off it to push tiny balls around instead. One bee did it 117 times.
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The word is a vampire.
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Guess I’m a Bills fan now
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Beat cancer, woke up, "AND ANOTHER THING about AI" Has my genuine respect and is 100% right.
Replying to @Pontifex
Machines are tools, not persons. Today, some propose granting these systems rights, or even legal personhood. Such an approach risks obscuring human responsibility and leaving those who suffer harm to confront a faceless entity.
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Also, pro tip if you want to leave a bucket of candy out there with a "Please take one only" sign. If you fill the bucket 1/3 full of sand first, it makes it both less likely and more hilarious if someone dumps the entire bucket into their bag.
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i had one concussion that changed my life forever. i can't imagine having one every week
396 deceased NFL players examined from 2008-2023. 93.5 percent had CTE.
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Rob Delaney posted this at the other place, and it made me laugh
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