@TheNeedling

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TheNeedling.com
Joined July 2017
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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 17
Blood-soaked Mansion with Loose Murderer Inside Still Going for $900k on Zillow: tinyurl.com/bdr88k5w
Dark, dilapidated two-story home at night with silhouettes of a man being chased and bloody hands dragging down a window listed on Zillow at 123 Maple Street in Seattle for $900,000

ALT Dark, dilapidated two-story home at night with silhouettes of a man being chased and bloody hands dragging down a window listed on Zillow at 123 Maple Street in Seattle for $900,000

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Blood-soaked Mansion with Loose Murderer Inside Still Going for $900k on Zillow: tinyurl.com/bdr88k5w
Dark, dilapidated two-story home at night with silhouettes of a man being chased and bloody hands dragging down a window listed on Zillow at 123 Maple Street in Seattle for $900,000

ALT Dark, dilapidated two-story home at night with silhouettes of a man being chased and bloody hands dragging down a window listed on Zillow at 123 Maple Street in Seattle for $900,000

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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 16
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: tinyurl.com/5fn3ay2u
Image on left of spider in web and image on right of Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson listening concerned to someone outside on gray overcast day

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‘I’m caught in the spider webs, so leave a message and I’ll call you back’
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 16
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: tinyurl.com/5fn3ay2u
Image on left of spider in web and image on right of Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson listening concerned to someone outside on gray overcast day

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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 16
“Every time I ask Mayor Wilson what she’s going to do about spider season, she’s all ‘I’m caught in the spider webs, so leave a message and I’ll call you back’—but I say we need answers and a plan now!”
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 16
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: tinyurl.com/5fn3ay2u
Image on left of spider in web and image on right of Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson listening concerned to someone outside on gray overcast day

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“Every time I ask Mayor Wilson what she’s going to do about spider season, she’s all ‘I’m caught in the spider webs, so leave a message and I’ll call you back’—but I say we need answers and a plan now!”
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 16
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: tinyurl.com/5fn3ay2u
Image on left of spider in web and image on right of Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson listening concerned to someone outside on gray overcast day

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Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson Criticized for Having No Plan to Combat Spider Season: tinyurl.com/5fn3ay2u
Image on left of spider in web and image on right of Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson listening concerned to someone outside on gray overcast day

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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 14
The national order comes two years after the delusional state started calling itself the "Pizza Capital of the United States."
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 14
Connecticut Ordered to Stop Calling That Pizza: tinyurl.com/mw3j3zt7
Clam pizza, one of many Connecticut style pizzas included mashed potato pizza and pizza without cheese

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The national order comes two years after the delusional state started calling itself the "Pizza Capital of the United States."
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 14
Connecticut Ordered to Stop Calling That Pizza: tinyurl.com/mw3j3zt7
Clam pizza, one of many Connecticut style pizzas included mashed potato pizza and pizza without cheese

ALT Clam pizza, one of many Connecticut style pizzas included mashed potato pizza and pizza without cheese

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The Needling retweeted
k@bayleafsmapleOct 14
spokane would consider this a perfect pizza btw
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 14
Connecticut Ordered to Stop Calling That Pizza: tinyurl.com/mw3j3zt7
Clam pizza, one of many Connecticut style pizzas included mashed potato pizza and pizza without cheese

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The Needling retweeted
Rae@localrachOct 14
And they will do it again!
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 14
Beth’s Cafe Celebrates 10,000th Heart Attack: tinyurl.com/3ezptawa
Crayon drawing of someone popping champagne at Beth's Cafe as someone on a gurney is carted into an ambulance

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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 14
Beth’s Cafe Celebrates 10,000th Heart Attack: tinyurl.com/3ezptawa
Crayon drawing of someone popping champagne at Beth's Cafe as someone on a gurney is carted into an ambulance

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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 14
Connecticut Ordered to Stop Calling That Pizza: tinyurl.com/mw3j3zt7
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Beth’s Cafe Celebrates 10,000th Heart Attack: tinyurl.com/3ezptawa
Crayon drawing of someone popping champagne at Beth's Cafe as someone on a gurney is carted into an ambulance

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Connecticut Ordered to Stop Calling That Pizza: tinyurl.com/mw3j3zt7
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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 13
“Screw you, Vancouver—its name is changing back to Tacoma, which of course was originally named after the great Native American pickup truck.”
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 13
Trump Sticks It to Vancouver, Changes Mount Rainier’s Name Back to Tacoma: tinyurl.com/e75cvx2w
Volcano formerly known as Mount Rainier towering over city of Tacoma

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“Screw you, Vancouver—its name is changing back to Tacoma, which of course was originally named after the great Native American pickup truck.”
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 13
Trump Sticks It to Vancouver, Changes Mount Rainier’s Name Back to Tacoma: tinyurl.com/e75cvx2w
Volcano formerly known as Mount Rainier towering over city of Tacoma

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The Needling retweeted
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 13
Trump Sticks It to Vancouver, Changes Mount Rainier’s Name Back to Tacoma: tinyurl.com/e75cvx2w
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The Needling retweeted
Aaron R@ADriftingNerdOct 13
Now we know why she's going to spend a majority of the next several months hiding.
The Needling@TheNeedlingOct 13
Trump Sticks It to Vancouver, Changes Mount Rainier’s Name Back to Tacoma: tinyurl.com/e75cvx2w
Volcano formerly known as Mount Rainier towering over city of Tacoma

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Trump Sticks It to Vancouver, Changes Mount Rainier’s Name Back to Tacoma: tinyurl.com/e75cvx2w
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